Posts by Celine Kos - Camp RevPit 🐺🏕️📜
well, I'm probably hiding under a camp chair while sobbing, if I'm honest. But in true fantasy fashion, at my darkest hour magical powers would manifest, right?? Right??
In unfortunate news, I'm a human, so my powers would be sun-based—hopefully today is sunny?
Burn, monsters, burn!
words cannot describe how impressed I am by your ability to draw hands 🙌
Celine here! I write adult high fantasy (sometimes crossover/NA). My favorite writing snack is definitely iced coffee, and either cheese and crackers or granola, depending on the day!
though, for me, this wolf might be more accurate
#CRPDireWolves
Hi! I'm Celine - I write high fantasy with a little bit of sci-fi.
Query prepping: Web Traveler, sword and sorcery adventure featuring an anxious elf and a jaded, immortal woman.
Drafting: Raining Fire, low-magic fantasy with dishonored vibes and political themes.
#CampKickoff #CRPDireWolves
Wildly pleased with the traction on my first Substack post—it clearly hit a nerve.
Follow-up is scheduled for Tuesday, April 28: YOU DON'T NEED MORE CHEERLEADERS. It’s a reflective look at how to actually cultivate a support system that improves your craft, rather than just inflating your ego.
For lovers of BLACK MIRROR, INCEPTION, and WEST WORLD THE KINGDOM OF NOD or, The Singleton Code life is but a dream AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE APRIL 2027 A NOVEL BY EW DOC PARRIS STARRING SEPH SINGLETON • ADAM MEYER • JIMMY BANKS • SHANDALA SCOTT-JACKSON and introducing CARTER DANIELS R RESTRICTED UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN ADULT SCIENCE FICTION THRILLER STANDALONE 102K WORDS -ai
BLACK MIRROR+INCEPTION+WEST WORLD
When Seph Singleton uses nanotechnology to repair her father's stroke-damaged brain, she opens a pandora's box of ground-breaking tech including dream-sharing VR tech that unleashes a darkness from humanity's collective unconscious.
#PosterPit #A #SF
LOVE your art!!
A stylised romcom poster titled A Patch of Trouble. Three vertical panels show: on the left, a broody dark-haired man in a leather jacket (a down-on-his-luck French fine dining chef); in the centre, a basket of fresh vegetables on an allotment; on the right, a smiling blonde woman in a striped top and apron (the influencer who ruined his career). Text above reads that they are forced to share one London allotment plot. Below the title, the tagline compares it to Bridget Jones’s Diary and The Bear set on a South London allotment. Decorative laurels highlight tropes: enemies to lovers, grumpy sunshine, and “there’s only one vegetable bed”. Bottom text reads “Soon coming to query trenches near you.”
Step one of surviving cancellation: secure an allotment for a rebrand. Step two: discover it’s double-booked by an infuriatingly hot chef whose career you once destroyed. Forced to share, their petty turf war turns into a food-stall partnership and a recipe for disaster. #posterpit #W #A #R #C #CO
Poster for THE LIGHTHOUSE GIRL: A SEASIDE LOVE STORY WORTH DYING FOR featuring a woman in a grey-cast ocean as dark settles over the sea. Top Text: A chronically ill FMC, a bloodthirsty siren evading greedy fishermen Left Side Text: A Study in Drowning, Curious Tides, The Little Mermaid Bottom Text: the darkest terrors lie not in the sea but in the hearts of men.
#PosterPit #W #A #SPF #Horrormance
THE LIGHTHOUSE GIRL
This seaside gothic horrormance is calling you to dive in 🌊
🌊 sapphic love story
🩸 vampiric mermaids
🌊 chronic illness rep
🩸 feminine revenge
🌊 weird girl lit at its dampest
An art nouveau style movie poster. Title: Between Fractures of Light
THE STARLESS SEA x HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
When she becomes haunted by shadows and a mysterious stranger with eyes of fire, Augusta is forced into a desolate world she’s only ever dreamed about, and must decide if she’s willing to sacrifice everything to save it.
#PosterPit #A #F #W #Q
The unmaking poster for poster put orange city background blue woman man and glitching man now querying. She erased memories til memory remembered her.
THE UNMAKING 95k
🧠💔💉👻
Nova feels too much, and that could get her mind wiped clean. She’s a state memory technician who erases the most emotionally volatile memories, until her grief unleashes a phantom who remembers everything she's erased. And he won’t let her forget.
#PosterPit #Q #A #SPF #SF
AHHH! Thank you! RevPit is the thing I needed to sit down and make a moodboard. So many people have awesome media packs. It's inspiring.
I love your QuestPit pitch! It looks so lush and ominous!
Left: City with smokestacks, polluting the air Right: Green forest with tall trees Border: Red, green, and blue crystals with a golden trim Middle: Large purple crystal melting on the center
MOLDED BY MALICE (95k)
In a city where innovation thrives on cruelty, human Industrialists experiment on animal hybrids to create the ultimate weapon ⚔😈
In the forests, druids command the elements—but their silence may destroy the balance and creatures they swore to protect 🍃🦊
#posterpit #F #A #Q
Movie poster of a blurry field of flowers tinted to look like early morning. A Sci-Fi Romance Novel by Florrie Auclair Meeting of Honesty Workplace Rivals to Lovers Monet Inspired Planet Corporate Satire A Burnt out former lawyer must facilitate first contact, fight back against her own corporate overlords, and not fall for the alien man keeping secrets from her. Querying now.
First contact has more paperwork than Gloria ever imagined.
A MEMORY CALLED EMPIRE X CALAMITY X SWALLOWED
✨ First contact but make it workplace rivals to lovers
✨ Aliens with rainbow hair
✨ Grumpy X (Flirty) Sunshine
✨ Anti-Capitalist
✨ LGBTQ+ Cast
✨ Colorful Sci-Fi
#PosterPit #Q #SF #R #A
Red background with blood splatter dentist crossi bf his arms. Torn part over his face with zombie eyes HORROR SHEADSHOTS HOOKUPS DON'T NAME THE DEAD by Sami Peil The dentist will eat you now.
THE Z WORD x SISTER, MAIDEN, MONSTER
If 3 bi disasters manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, including their dentist, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock.
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#posterpit #h #lgbt #nd #q
INTERTWINED: 108k Sapphic NA F
A Deadly Education x ATLA
The last priestess of a fallen kingdom hides at a magic school, living a double life as a spy. She enters a deadly competition to earn a chance at status, escape servitude, and learn what the truth behind her homeland’s fall.
#PosterPit
A vertical poster for "MARK OF THE JESTER" features a split-color design: white on the left with black elements and black on the right with white elements. A thin border frame at the top contains the phrase "A DARK FANTASY." The central image consists of a large, stylized jester’s mask split down the middle to match the background. The mask features one hollow eye hole and a wide, grinning mouth colored deep red. Four mirrored rose silhouettes surround the mask. The title is rendered in a distressed, hand-drawn font. On the left, a black laurel wreath contains the text, "A most unreliable narrator!" On the right, a white laurel wreath contains the text, "Horror! Madness! Laughs!" The bottom left includes an "R" rating box with warnings for violence, sexual content, language, and disturbing images. The bottom right lists "WRITTEN and DIRECTED by B. VAN BODEGOM" above a synopsis regarding a jester and a king.
THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA × BEST SERVED COLD × THE BUTCHER BOY
When a Court Jester snaps and brutally murders the tyrant king, he must perform and slay his way out of a kingdom in chaos, hunted by loyalists, hailed by rebels, while his sanity slips and fractures.
#PosterPit #W #A #F #H
Now Querying A Sci-Fi Romance Novel by Florrie Auclair Meeting of Honesty "Oh brave new world, that has such paperwork in it!" First contact on a Monet inspired planet with corporate satire and rivals to lovers. May cause attraction to moth antennae. Art by Croverfield
If it wasn't enough that aliens arrive at the same time as her crew on an otherwise uninhabited planet, Gloria now has to facilitate first contact, resolve their territory dispute, and not get distracted by her new feelings for the ostentatious leader of said aliens.
#PosterPit #Q #SF #R #A
Movie poster style image featuring an illustration of the main character (a skinny Asian nerd with glasses) and his fox spirit-shaped robot friend on a red background; Title: Snaggleteeth, A Novel; Tagline: Clear Eyes. Sharp teeth. Can't lose.; Other text: 96k words/adult SFF; queer/bipoc characters; Asian/ND rep; Restricted Rating symbol box: disaster bisexuals, questionable life choices, robots gone rogue; NOW QUERYING; small text: nerdy agender archivist embarks on a quest to save his fox spirit-shaped robot friend, unravels a mystery involving stolen memories and falls in love with a grumpy bookseller in the process.
PSALM FOR THE WILD BUILT X SORRY TO BOTHER YOU
When a down-on-his-luck archivist takes a job from a shady tech company to save his robot friend, he uncovers a darker plot involving stolen memories while falling for a handsome anarchist with a grudge against his employer.
#PosterPit #Q #SF #SPF #A
Milky Way sky reflection on a lake Text: INSPIRED BY A REAL DROWNED TOWN I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON" "THE GRIEF AND LOVE AND FEAR AND TENSION ARE ALL SO PALPABLE!! "OK WELL.. YOU ALREADY BROKE ME" ONE NIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE by Sami Peil Kay just wants to get the hell off of this drowned town.
When a bi-disaster demon blacksmith is released from his shackles at the bottom of the lake, a perimenopausal single mom and her former prom date must find a way to lock the demon up before he chooses a new vessel.
Hangry, horny, and possibly possessed. 😈🏳️🌈🪓
#posterpit #lgbtq #horror #nd
This vertical poster for "DAD BODIES" features a high-contrast design on a black background with a white border. Top: "WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY B. VAN BODEGOM" is centered at the top in white text. Two laurel wreaths contain the quotes: "Co(s)mic horror at its finest!" and "Friendship! Ball-busting! Tragedy!" Center: The large d20 die showing a "1" remains above a red blood splatter. The distressed white "DAD" and red "BODIES" titles are unchanged. A new red underline has been added beneath the word "BODIES." Added Hype Text: New white text blocks have been added to the sides. Left side: "BIG 5 INTEREST!". Right side: "OVER 20 REQUESTS!". Tagline: The tagline remains: "THE GAME JUST TOOK A DAD TURN." Background and Characters: The stylized castle silhouette is still present. The six named characters with their expressions (Vincent, Sam, Troy, Hank, Marv, Dave) have been transformed into realistic photo-cutout heads with their original expressions, replacing the previous cartoon illustrations. Footer: The "R RATED" box is centered at the very bottom.
CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END × JUMANJI
When their detective friend is murdered at their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign.
#PosterPit #A #H #Q
a poster of a desert at night, silhouettes of two men, one helping the other up a hill, the text reads Promisedland by Galen Bunting, the tagline reads A runaway, a hitchhiker, one car. the road to Roswell- and a cult chasing them down. southwestern gothic, lgbt+, 96k words, querying now.
#posterpit #NA #southwesterngothic #spf #h #q #lgbt When a trans healer steals his mother's car and flees her cult, he picks up a hitchhiker who caught a meteorite: they roadtrip to a UFO festival. They’ll have to get there before his mother catches up and the cult reclaims its healer.
a poster with a neon green background, featuring an image of a ufo with an eye superimposed over it, dripping black ink. The header has a white background and reads, "Speculative new adult, 97k words, Promisedland. It is surrounded by red sparkles. In the middle of the page there is a text bubble exchange that reads, "what's up. hey alien boy did you really catch a meteorite don't lie man alien emoji." The middle of the page reads "southwestern gothic, escaping a cult, trans coming of rage." The tagline reads, "Do you think we're alone in the universe? If I was an alien, I wouldn't stay quiet. I'd send a sign."
#posterpit #NA #southwesterngothic When a trans healer steals his mother's car and flees her cult, he picks up a hitchhiker who caught a meteorite: they roadtrip to a UFO festival. But they’ll have to get there before his mother catches up, the cult reclaims its healer, and his freedom is lost.
Voice for DAYS!!
DONNIE DARKO X THE EXORCIST
Chris has been plagued with seeing shadow people, but an encounter with a powerful shadow, known as The Hatman, leaves him possessed and desperate to exorcise the entity attached to him before he loses control.
#PosterPit #Q #A #H #WritingCommunity
A movie poster with a boy with strawberry blonde hair pulled up. He is in a body of water and only his face is not submerged. He has is back to the viewer and is looking up at the stars above. A NEW ADULT/ADULT UPMARKET CONTEMPORARY A Novel By Brook B THE STARS & THE GHOST THEY CREATED HAUNTING" WHEN A COLLEGE STUDENT WITH SECRETS TO HIDE COLLIDES WITH A GIRL WHO IS USED TO RUNNING AWAY, NEITHER KNOWS JUST HOW DEEP THE CRACKS IN THEIR FOUNDATIONS MIGHT GO-BUT SOMETIMES THE WALLS MUST FALL FOR THE BEAUTY BENEATH TO BE REVEALED. NOW QUERYING
MY FRIENDS x EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD
A boy with secrets to hide collides with a girl who is used to running away, leaving both with broken walls and fractured, but healing, hearts.
✨ past trauma and grief
🧠 mental health rep
🖋️ college campus setting
#PosterPit #Q #A #NA
Grieving the end of arcane? Read SCARella! It's so good!!