A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

I’m sure everyone knows someone that wants this for Christmas.

Omg why is the ‘popular with friends’ feed just nothing but porn?

I mean I know why but jeezo people.

An ash cast of a man jerking off

Imagine being that MFer who was jerking off in Pompeii when Vesuvius popped off. What a legend

I’m here!