The real problem with an all knuckleball pitcher is nobody knows where the ball is going, not even the catcher. Baserunners will frequently advance on passed balls. Not worth it.

I still find it touching to see statements suggesting John Roberts is stuck abiding by what he said before, as if he isn’t a shameless and proud hypocrite.

Peter Thiel (in his third favorite mansion fucking two twinks while drinking the blood of two more): “I am miserable all the time.”

I believe Vegas, like Phoenix, requires all golf courses to irrigate with partially treated, non-potable water. This is exactly the kind of water recycling everyone claims to want.

Spoken like someone who lives in a big city with flights departing for that city every 30 minutes from every other city. Miss your flight home to Bozeman, MT and it is not so fine anymore.

The back story is easily deduced: the duck got 86ed for a very good reason, and the duck knows the reason, and is trying to do it again.

The left would have us believe that all cultures are equal. But in reality, some produce marvels while others turn out AI slop and descend into cocaine-fueled fascism.

by Alex Karp

My grandfather.

@deptofwar.bsky.social Sec Hegseth, my grandfather served in WW2. He carried a piece of paper in his pocket the whole time, on which he wrote his favorite Bible verse. It'd mean so much if you could recite this verse at your next speech:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." — Jesus Christ

Hmm, that does seem odd. 🤔 I'm sure it's just a coincidence. 🤷‍♂️

Platner become another Sinema? Not a chance, he’s not nearly horny enough.

Nature red in tooth and claw

🎶 Everywhere I go
I get slandered, libeled
I quote shit that don’t appear in the Bible🎶

Maybe some men are just trying to save time? “Take a look at this pathetic little wiener, if this sad organ is a dealbreaker for you I might as well move on to the next target.”

Disappointed to see the Fezzik Principle does not invoke the phrase “Anybody want a peanut?”

Too little too late. Nobody stupid enough to work for Trump should be elected as a Democrat to anything. Change your own party or get out of politics, your judgment sucks.

Ginsberg not retiring at age 80 after 20 years on the bench was one of the great disasters of modern liberalism, and it blows my mind that so many liberals still stitch her face onto tote bags.

If he wanted to hurt the reporter, he should have said he was youthmogging. Whatever else you can say about the little dipshit, he still has his whole life ahead of him. Isn't that the best reason to hate him?

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Note the swiveling motion…
(h/t @epistemiccrisis)

All lawyers hate Sue, she’s so fucking unpredictable!

Pretty weird to watch Orban lose and concede and say "see, democracy in the US is fine if that can happen" instead of "oh shit we're worse than Hungary"

Awful NYT story on Lauren Sanchez Bezos with an awful photo of her to go with

Marge Simpson's face all fucked up on a tshirt

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

It is literally impossible to argue with that logic!

Dogs can see the moon, I can’t see the divine.

It's not just that the nominal Secretary of State was attending UFC match as diplomatic negotiations to end a war were falling apart.

It's also that he looks fucking hammered.

Israeli government: "Trump has agency, saying Netanyahu made him attack Iran is antisemitic!"

Netanyahu: "Hitler's not the bad guy here, he's merely the victim of a swarthy 'other' who goaded him for selfish and nefarious reasons."

I'm super excited that Brandon Pfaadt gets an outing against the Phillies so he can build his confidence back up after a rough early season. Matched against Taijuan is icing on the cake! (food)

Ah, you're one of those. Feel free to continue wondering why messages sent with the disappearing messages app have disappeared. If this much evidence cannot convince you, you are objectively pro-rapist and are beyond reach. Maybe this can be your moment that you went MAGA.

How much more fucking proof do you need? Read the CNN story — they contacted many witnesses, confirmed dates, etc. The whole “wait until court” thing is just a dodge to get past the primary. You will soon feel like a fucking chump for defending this rapist.