A $3.9 Billion Plate of Nachos Imagine getting so mad at a mascot that you become a Yankees fan. Check out Patreon.com/BattingAround to get access to our catalog of bonus episodes.

Parker is a more reasonable name for a man in 2026 than Buster

practicing self care [not watching the Minnesota Twins Baseball Club]

Phillies Season-Ticket Holder Stuck With Goddamn Joe Blanton Game Again PHILADELPHIA—Philadelphia Phillies fan Rick Kirkland was disappointed to learn Friday that his season-ticket package had once again dealt him a game started by the fifth man in the team’s rotation, Jo...

Replace Joe Blanton with Taijuan Walker and this sounds like Stephen's season ticket plan

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Generating Bobblehead Moments More stupid ballpark foods, quantifying and monetizing Jo Adell's defensive heroics, the Ichiro statue breaks during its unveiling, the White Sox are giving away a pope hat. Support the show and get

the people of Seattle are making pot metal in their home forges to contribute to a new, much larger Ichiro statue

Hello and welcome to Day 2 of me promoting @nohomework.website, a podcast I get to do with my good friends. Loosely themed around old jobs we didn't do well, mostly about keeping the vibes immaculate.

doing the @battingaround.bsky.social challenge at the white sox

Hot Cheese Springs Eternal The Phanatic has spawned a new brood. We take a look at fanbase optimism around the league. More new ballpark food. The Rangers made the nacho hat real kind of. Like all the new city connects for thi

they made the nacho hat irl

Derek Shelton may not be able to defeat the robots, but we know someone who can...

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Bobby from Tipping Pitches joined us for Wach Party 3: The Goddamn Matrix.

Eldritch Food Science The MLB season is upon us and we have tons of topics from Opening Day, False Opening Day, and the rest of the week. Freddie Freeman's got a great new outfit, the ABS challenge system is already produc

let the regular season baseball wash over you

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of course he pulls this shit the day after we record

Vampire Related Mistakes WBC is over but Team USA is still dealing with criticism for their whole weird deal during the tournament, Jesus Christ has abandoned America's chuds for Venezuela's, somehow Bryce came out of the WBC

it went totally unremarked upon but this is our 250th regular episode and that's kinda neat

we are not beating the spiritually philadelphian allegations

The Yankeefication of the WBC Clubhouse We have a measured and thoughtful discussion on the subject of vibes in the WBC and 21st century nationalism. Italy's vibes are good. USA's are unbelievably wretched. We also talk about the Oscars a l

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Operation Bacon Narwhal Technological breakthroughs in American cheese, the dangers of being a guy that responds to every email he gets, one last '28 winter olympics story, we're at war again, spring training still sucks, WB

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Everybody go see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie

Operation Bacon Narwhal Technological breakthroughs in American cheese, the dangers of being a guy that responds to every email he gets, one last '28 winter olympics story, we're at war again, spring training still sucks, WB

new episode is up now

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MLB has fallen to heresy, adopted the Eye of Horus and the Black Legions for the scorebug!

Don't worry everyone, we didn't forget to bring up mascot genitals. I know you were all concerned.

Just a Little Bit of Grey Poupon On Top Sorry about Lauren's mic but she lost power and had to record with some Thomas Edison style equipment. Subscribe at Patreon.com/BattingAround for bonus episodes.

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The secondary market for sex pest bobbleheads is about to explode

I need to correct the record here: my friend in college, a cross country runner, was drinking several cups of milk a day to the point where he became anemic. It usually only happens in babies.

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