Congrats!!

Congrats!

Now Available - cover of DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL by Jendia Gammon. Features an old 80s mall with 3 kids and a warlock.

At last! DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL, my very own @chooseadventure.bsky.social book, is now available! Enter a spooky, abandoned 80s mall overtaken by a warlock from another dimension, if you dare! Perfect for fans of Stranger Things and Dungeons & Dragons! Get it from your favorite bookshop!

Naming rights have been around for a long time, brother. - Pabst Blue-Ribbon Greene

Remember to take your Maalox.

A screen grab of an Amazon review. The text reads: Mercury Rising. As expected, so good I’m impatiently waiting for the sequel to hit my mailbox. R.W.W. Greene is without doubt among the best sci-fi writers of our time. Original, imaginative, and chock full of characters that captivate. If you like sci-fi, his works are your new addiction.

Every so often I need to remind people (and myself) that I am a published sci-fi author. Here goes. This week I signed copies of THE LIGHT YEARS and TWENTY-FIVE TO LIFE and received a five-star review for MERCURY RISING. 💙🪐

People have been known to dig my shit. How 'bout you?

Sadly, I prefer my hooch sans mixers. All I want is a martini that tastes like a martini and has no alcohol, or a good bourbon that does the same. Is that so wrong?

I tried Cut Above. It's terrible neat, tolerable with tonic.

Tell me more!

If you were wondering whether zero-alcohol gin was a good idea, the answer is 'no'.

I guess that means you got through book one intact. Thanks!

Cover of R W W Greene's Earth Retrograde

Earth Retrograde - @rwwgreene.bsky.social
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The iPod shuffle-algorithm is rocking pretty hard today. Nine-Inch Nails. System of a Down. Red-Hot Chili Peppers. Mastodon.

It's definitely in a mood.

'Crime 101' on Amazon is way better than it needed to be.

How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran

1/ NYT out with a huge piece on the decision to go to war. It's much as we thought: Bibi sold Trump a rosy scenario that he heard over the mild to moderate warnings that it was BS but the details are so...appalling/demoralizing.

Vance clearly a source:

GIFT LINK 🎁 www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/u...

There's failure at every point. And the Dems didn't patch the holes once they got back in office.

Then, the SOB got elected a second time.

Oof.

If you've not been terrified of a nuclear war the entire time Trump's been in office, you haven't been paying attention. No one is real to Donald Trump except for Donald Trump.

Today, the iPod shuffle algorithm is leaning hard into the hip-hop/rap. No complaints, no notes.

a full moon is shown in a black and white photo against a dark blue sky ALT: a full moon is shown in a black and white photo against a dark blue sky

I bet the #Moon is the perfect place to bring a bunch of sad songs and a bottle of bourbon.

I'm ready!

And I hope it proves worthy of his time.

Go Artemis!

GI Joe Probably Doesn’t Talk About It, Either Or, This All Happened When I Was Younger, Slimmer, and Probably Cuter

Three strangers. One summer. Zero conversations about it afterward.
Turns out the silence isn't personal — it's learned. New essay:
substack.com/home/post/p-...

#personalessay #masculinity #memoir #storytelling

Deadloch is soooo good

That's a great book!

spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other Alt: spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other. The caption reads Dissociation.

May I introduce to you, the State of Dissociation!!!

Note to Self: It's a lot easier not to have a dissenting opinion.

The fucked up bit about that whole issue is that it makes economic sense to go green. Texas does an enormous amount of wind and solar.

Fighting it makes no sense in any way.

Project Hail Mary – I feel two contradictory feelings about this film I saw Project Hail Mary the week before Andy Weir told the world on a far right podcast how he doesn't do politics or even symbolism (thereby letting us know quite a lot about his politics and the symbols he thinks are normative in his world, but anyway). The momentary discourse around it all helped me clarify how I feel about the film adaptation of Weir's book.

Project Hail Mary – I feel two contradictory feelings about this film

I saw Project Hail Mary the week before Andy Weir told the world on a far right podcast how he doesn't do politics or even symbolism (thereby letting us know quite a lot about his politics and the symbols he thinks are normative…