When you look up an average slate from Disney's Touchstone or Hollywood Pictures from the 80s or 90s that current slate of Disney titles looks even more embarrassing.

Seems reasonable to accuse the pope of being soft on crime until you learn that he prowls Vatican at night as… BatPope!

was once New Amsterdam.

I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5.

My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

Not that I'm aware of.

Vinyl records of the soundtrack to "Streets of Fire," The Dictators' album "Bloodbrothers," and a Mono pressing of the debut album by The Electric Prunes.

Had a damn good day of record shopping. All are near mint!

Car 54 holds up. The best episodes are hysterical masterpieces.

The way I rank is largely vibes based off my personal enjoyment. I start every movie at a four internally and then go down or up, depending. Three is good, but didn't hit quite like I would have hoped.

This post brought to you by I got to Supermarket Sweep a laserdisc collection yesterday and grand a handful of '90s action dad trash.

I'm of a particular stripe of who is annoyed by how convoluted/expensive it is, both then and now, to get a 5.1 Dolby Digital mix out of a laserdisc player.

A photo of the 1990s kids learning toy, 2-XL.

So. The current lady thinks we should have robotic teachers? Well, nothing but respect for MY robotic teacher. #GoodLordWeLiveInTheDumbestTime

Still my favorite game show, still hasn't been as great as it was during the '80s run.

Reedy ICE dweebs who look like they're late for class

Crow in full military kit on MST3K

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that?

When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that?

When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that?

But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote?

Yeah?

You'll get the full endorsement and backing of what's left of the Stopette Corporation.

The kids are alright. 📀

Yourself, but as a cartoon

I haven't been posting here much lately, as I've not had the motivation to, to be honest. But this week I went to see "Send Help" and it was one of the best times I've had in a movie theater lately. Highly recommend it, hope you'll go see it.

I can't wait to hear what you think.

Hoo boy, just when I said "I think I don't need to buy Bond again" I can get the scoop from you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I am so overjoyed by this. You are, and continue to be, the greatest Frank that's ever happened.

I literally teared up over this. HUZZAH!!!!

"Boss, you've broken the goofy meter."

The way my jaw hit the floor when I saw this news. WHAT A GIFT!

So sorry to hear this.

it's Blondie I'm talking about here and if you don't know this, listen to the first five Blondie albums. every one of them is great

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

WELP.

Please Hamburger Don't Hurt 'Em by kthorjensen Too legit to make dinner? U can't touch a hot stove? Not going to make a food pun about She's Soft and Wet. What a stupid idea this one is.

Ryan Owens texted me at 4AM telling me to make this shirt. I typically don't encourage such behavior but he was correct here. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8509...

me when it happens