I am fully prepared to meet my end trying to give cuddles to an animal that has no business being cuddled. Probably a bear. Worth the risk on the off chance he'd be into it.

They done my man wrong

Lemme know when preorder goes live

Shrimp tongs?

I had that calendar in real time

This pairs nicely with the NYT’s profile of Lauren Sanchez-Bezos where she basically said “I’m obscenely rich and enjoy my life.” Cool.

A better question is where she found it. Did I drop it somewhere and not realize it? Or did she actually see my bag somewhere unattended and go rooting through it?

Oh that’s easily in the wheelhouse of what she can grab with her beak, especially with the holes.

A female muscovy duck named Daisie proudly shows off her clutch (a stolen pickleball) as she begins to construct a nest for it on top of a metal structural beam in a workshop.

Heard some rustling up high in the shop so I got the ladder and investigated and on top of a beam behind a wall one of our girls is building a nest for this pickleball she found. #muscovy #duck

If I was an Artemis astronaut I'd definitely put it on my Amex card and get ate up with all those Delta miles.

My unannounced “I did not do sex crimes” press conference seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by my conference.

Great example of how so much of a car’s performance is at the mercy of the tires. And while I like seeing a tuner take direct involvement in their car’s promotion, accusing a legacy outlet and a reputable and talented writer of AI use with no real evidence is a chump move.

As a Floridian, I should point out that state law allows that if you find someone passed out drunk anywhere in Florida, you can drop them off at any Waffle House, no questions asked, and the employees will periodically roll them so they don't choke and give them a piece of toast when they wake up.

Just imagine being able to write off all those lanterns.

Oh yeah 13 is dead flat in a Miata. Gentle hands to keep momentum up, and your braking point for 14 is as soon as the car is square. Once you start getting comfortable there you can play with your exit line to set up passes or defense, too.

Don't obsess about getting to the apex in 1. Obsess about being on the limit as early as possible and finding the exit road. Do that and the apex will come naturally. Most people I see struggling there are well below the limit for the first third of the corner, and usually even past the apex.

Your lowest hanging fruit is probably going to be entry into T1, and the 14/15/16 sequence. Well, and 17, but no one ever gets 17 right. 14/15/16 is a good place to experiment because losing it is fairly low-stakes, and it drives way faster than you think, especially 14. Good spot 4 some discovery.

Oh yay.
Yeah honestly we love when people use us as a source. But toss us a bone, right?

(And I meant he was perpetuating the cycle, not you. Sorry if that came off hostile)

Crazy, right? Guy didn’t even have to ask. Just toss a little shoutout and we’re happy. Instead he cropped the logos out.

Dude used all of our materials for the story and we never even got a shoutout. Totally wouldn’t have been mad, bro. Stop perpetuating the cycle of dishonesty.

So far the Artemis II mission has experienced a clogged toilet and issues with Microsoft Outlook. If the astronauts suddenly start arguing over what the fastest way to the moon is this will officially be the most relatable space mission ever.

I'll always have a soft spot for the era that gave us hacksawed 962s and the Chevy Cannibal.

I have to admit, when I heard that a 193-year old tortoise had been killed in a skiing accident in Zermatt, Switzerland, I was skeptical. Glad it turned out to actually be a hoax.

You’ll love it. Truly one of the world’s great tracks (even if it is kind of a charming dump). Not much else like it anywhere, and it has such a fun flow.

Been there before or first time?

Really dug this car when I had one in Germany last year and was lucky enough to try out Nurburgring mode on the Nurburgring. It strays a bit from the OG GTI formula of simple performance hatchback, but it really excels as a highly capable GT. grassrootsmotorsports.com/articles/202...

It was my first job in high school. I made biscuits. Made the shit out of those fluffy little bastards. Any chicken left at the end of the night we got to take home. Rest assured there was ALWAYS chicken left.

A new Bojangles has opened here in town and they only serve boneless chicken and god has truly abandoned us.

The first time I drove an Amphicar down a boat ramp was no lie scarier than the first time I took the kink at Road America flat. It just takes an enormous level of commitment and trust, and you know that if things go wrong, it’s not just failure, but painfully protracted slow motion failure.