It’s just another manic Monday, I wish it were a Sunday, my I don’t have to run day #mcm

The “Good Boy” ™️ to “enjoys being called a Good Boy” pipeline is too real

“Congratulations on your use of your basic observation skills, I’m all out of training treats”

Ugh the cast was so good! Probably the best collective ensemble I’ve seen of it. Enjolras could absolutely get me to fight at the barricade.

What do you think will finish first, cleaning my car or polishing my knob? #fcf

Quote with (one of) your best ass shots

I can tell it’s time to trim my pubes/beard when they become my default fidget #fursdsy

My kingdom to be back some beach somewhere #humpday

Ah yes, this flight attendant and I are going to be good friends, this pre-flight mimosa is looking mighty clear, thank you for your service sir!

For those who come after! Congrats!

I feel like it’s the Arizona Green Tea can on a shirt and I love it too!

Only 10% of people seeing this will have the guts to post a picture with their shirt on.

The coffee isn’t the only thing I want to get me going today #mcm

Meet me in the steam room #softcocksaturday #scs

Thanks man! It’s great for keeping warm!

Sounds like a great place to catch a peek!

From one Beau to another, happy birthday!

Shower bourbon, I could get used to this #tummytuesday #toweltuesday

I’m sailing away, to a land of opportunity #mcm

There’s just something about a hotel room that really gets me going #sundaycumday

Snake on a plane #fcf

Just hanging out hoping for someone to give some #humpday humps

Explain your username

It’s a play on words that references a board/card game which is my primary IRL hobby

Tug the towel off and I’ll give you something else to tug on #toweltuesday #tummytuesday

Happy #fcf to you all!

The correct answer was orange for those of you playing along at home!

You wanna guess the color of my underwear? #mcm

POV from the inside of your hole #sundaycumday

My ass hasn’t gotten its metaphorical day in the sun for over a week, so let’s fix that shall we?

If it’s making white stuff out there, why don’t we make some white stuff in here? #fcf