I mean. Not no.

I’m not wrong

In their 60s now I am DED

Don’t toy w my emotions lol

Locals: my birthday shindig will be on May 6 from 5-8 at the Malt House, if you are coming lmk and I will factor you in on the top tier tiramisu I will make :) (I will make some gluten free but not vegan, apologies vegan friends I just don’t have the skillz). If you see this you are welcome!

A very understated story of deep emotion from highly competent quirky men with no emotional intelligence, finding themselves and each other through BDSM

I hate you so much I can’t stop laughing

Some middle aged members of a quirky offbeat reality show or Canadian niche comedy learn all about the wonders of emotional kinky sex and found family

Screenshot of a post by Aubrey LI saying “reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would write, and I’ll tell you how embarrassingly accurate it is.”

Hit me

I will read every iteration with keen delight

Yesssssssss

Yesssss that’s the best thing to do with their challah

Omg yum

Apparently what I need this morning is to watch every live version of Kids From Yesterday and cry at Ray Toro’s solos

Fully agree. Also reminds me of this.

Sending love <3

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

Right? Meet me halfway here

Sending love. I told my kid’s therapist today that I think I have the tism and she was like *deeply unsurprised face*

I loved I was a teenage exocolonist but it might be a little more plot that you want?

So many impeachments. So, so many impeachments need to happen before we can move forward.

Oh babe I’m sorry. Scary

She’s my favorite one but also she is ridiculous

Brown and grey and white chicken with her neck stretched waaaaaaaaay out so she looks absolutely ridiculous

Me trying to take a glamour shot of Peanut Butter the chicken

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

hey quick question, when everyone who works for you hates you so much that they leak your drinking problem to the press, is it a good idea to start a lawsuit that will involve discovery

I mean if Linds weren’t reportedly extremely possessive/jealous I would have always assumed an open relationship for them but *shrug* that’s my own biases

100000000% but I would read the lies lol. Honestly we already know all the interesting bits, so unless it details his 3ways with the Morrisons or whatever it’s probably not going to surprise or interest any of us lol

I didn’t hear the swarm era gossip but wouldn’t be surprised in either direction tbh.

Seeeeeeeriously.