on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
Posts by Alexis
told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done
Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - I hate this useless piece of shit software - Depression After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut - No depression
REALIS, the science fantasy TTRPG I’ve been working on for the last five years, is now live on Kickstarter!
55 Player Classes
150+ NPC Classes
29 Factions
20 Example Moons of Realis
GMing and Prep Guidance
Over 100 incredible illustrations from 17 artists!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Realis Kickstarter: April 1-30, 2026. A squat frog person smokes a cigar in a sci-fi airport while their berserker companion looks at them with bemused disapproval.
Realis—the debut TTRPG by @austinwalker.bsky.social—arrives this Wednesday, April 1 (no foolin') in a Kickstarter campaign that will run til the end of the month! Bookmark the pre-launch page today to get notified when it goes live: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru... | featured art by @aurahack.ca
Naptime 💤🌙 #Deadlock
our video game is on sale!! rescue cats, flush pirates out airlocks, argue with decapitated heads, experience a severe dust mite allergy. it's Skin Deep!
55 CLASSES 150 NPCS 100 ILLUSTRATIONS 55 SENTENCES 5,555 WORDS
Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil
at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology
I don't know who keeps doing this but you have to stop I'm begging you
miku in a zaku ii onesie
holy shit
Eternal Strands is $11.99 on Steam buff.ly/sfIyii8
US PSN buff.ly/Sc6VAkp
Deck verified
also on Game Pass Premium
this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Ivalice Miku:
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
if u lived in downtown montreal at the time (2016? iirc) this shit was like actual christmas it was so funny to see the city go viral for the thing that's been happening every 2 years at the minimum
An image from the steam recap page, on top is written September, below is the cover image for Unfair Flips, a coin flipping game where you have to flip heads 10 times in a row but the flips aren't fair. Under the image is written 100%, indicating that 100% of my steam gaming in September was Unfair Flips.
You could say I was gaming in september 😎
rt if you would tuck him in
Realis is coming sooner than you think! Sign up to be notified at launch when the print edition of @austinwalker.bsky.social's TTRPG goes live in 2026, and start bracing yourself for all the additional art, player options, and GM resources being added to the game: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
When your command is challenged by an upstart officer who has risen from the ranks X: "That's an interesting perspective. Perhaps I will think about it." Y: "Be careful now. I have a cousin at Horse Guards." X: "Do you see another way to accomplish this task that I do not? Please, present it." Y: "We'll see what Horse Guards has to say about this!" X: "I may have an advantage in experience, but new perspectives are always welcomed." Y: "Horse Guards is well aware of me. And if you were a proper officer, you would know this."
I have made a helpful chart for dealing with the relatively new phenomena of "upstart officers" who, instead of buying their commissions, are risen up from the ranks due to merit or acts of courage. Please consult at your leisure!
Of course you think you can solve crime by giving everyone an anti-crime robot that follows them around all day. You’re twelve.
The very first book that got me to enjoy reading: Book 6 of the 12(?) book series Amos Daragon (Québec fantasy series) got me to enjoy reading at 6 years old. I don't know if they're any good, and the 6th book was in fact my first entry into it, but it has the special honour of getting me to read.
Dropping in, eating shit, coughing blood, ez
That's the best roll you can get I'm p sure