There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on
Posts by 🪩 Kiri 🪩
Worst part of flubbing a groundball as a major leaguer has to be the 45 seconds afterward when you know they've got a tight shot of your face on the broadcast and you have to use all your willpower to remember how to breathe through your nose and not make a weird face.
Even if you already heard about the 21-inning game between Northern Colorado and St. Thomas over the weekend, I promise the headlines did not fully capture the true weirdness of this game.
this is a difficult but necessary read imo (fellow survivors, take care of yourselves if you choose to read this!)
Everybody just shuffling between wetland and high desert every few years
Okay it's wild how many of the same places we have lived
Even if you already heard about the 21-inning game between Northern Colorado and St. Thomas over the weekend, I promise the headlines did not fully capture the true weirdness of this game.
Now imagine what Kruk is like when he's on an RSN and doesn't have to wear a suit
E-Dub remains one of my favorite quote-givers
"I waited too long to make lunch and now I'm going to pass away before it finishes cooking," could be the title of my memoir, with a sequel titled, "Oh yeah, I could just have an Oreo or two while I wait."
Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.
Lol I figured that's what you meant but if you leave me and avenue to make a joke by intentionally misunderstanding you, I'm probably gonna take it
I'm just tryna figure out what they're still doing here. Aren't they hot? Shouldn't they be winging it back to Canada?
I suppose it depends on if he means the painter or the turtle
If I ever get the chance, I promise to dribble a basketball past the band and document their response. I hope they too open their mouths and show me their weird lil tongues
psa: geese really don't like it when you dribble a basketball past them.
and tbc, I mean the bird, not the band. I have no idea how the band would feel about it, and I'm not gonna ask. it seems like they've got other stuff going on this week.
When you definitely know how many 3 is
Which of y'all are submitting something for Saberseminar this year? Which of y'all are attending? Which of you hate baseball and knowledge and good hangs?
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Reupping this share of @kirio.bsky.social’s piece from earlier, because Bluesky was broken then but if you haven’t read this yet you needta.
I can guarantee you've never seen Seth Lugo analyzed quite this way.
Would anyone like to guess what book I just finished??
And shout out to Seth lugo for throwing a crap ton of different pitches and for having a last name that rhymes with Hugo.
My initial assumption was that Bob Dylan requires an oxygen tank at all times these days and they just wanted to make it clear they had it covered.
Really hope having Flau'jae in Seattle means hearing less Macklemore at live sporting events.
we love an overcorrection lolol
box of cap'n crunch oops! all berries, but instead of berries it's bigs and instead of the cap'n it's a Storm logo
The 2026 Seattle Storm:
I can tell the draft is stressing me out because my body is trying to initiate the forced nap procedure.
yeah but I'm sure he didn't mean it like *that* 🙄
fellas, is it gay to let women into your community?
after taking out every other team during the tournament, the ucla girlies are giving angel of death vibes at the draft and I'm into it
Love this 4 u. Tell paige I say hello