Good morning! I am officially offering my services to the Canadian government as fentanyl Czar (rendition of me observing the border from above)

He was a great Canadian and he would flick that switch himself if he were alive today to do it. Tough as nails and he would be just as pissed off as the rest of us.

His name is Cruz...perhaps you can get him onto the next plane going to Gitmo and no one will notice

Ya, Canadians don't find this even a little bit funny. This is why we just may do this, and judging from your bio, you use our electricity where you live in NYC. Enjoy the cold and dark. Let's see if you find that funny

Weaker, much, much weaker. Look up @markcarney2025.bsky.social
He will be the next PM, when he wins the leadership race. He is one of the best economic minds of our time, anywhere in the world. Talk to him Mark to Mark 🤣
Canadians will come out to vote this man in as our PM.

Mark. I've been a fan since I was seven years old. I was lucky enough to meet you and David Prowse at a mall here in Canada back then. Canadians are angry, and we are also scared. He keeps talking about annexing us. We need some Jedi to stop him. Consider this my R2 hologram message ✌️❤️🇨🇦

Well good for you Mari, whatever floats your boat. I blame the entire country.

I think it's hilarious that White Claw will no longer be available in Canada. Well, at least until they use Canadian vodka in it. The MapleMAGA crowd's drink of choice I'd say😂😂

Then you folks need to hit the streets, coordinate a national strike, do something! You had four years to protect the world from him and you failed. He should have been arrested, tried in a military court for treason and sedition, and had his sentence carried out immediately after

Truth is, our government will limit it to red states for now. Most of our people don't care. A state is a state, is a state. Canadians are pissed off at all of you. Millions of Dems stayed home and didn't vote. They are as much, maybe even more, to blame than those who voted for TFG

Sorry, but not enough got off their asses and voted. You either do something to help, or you are just as guilty.

Maybe the Blue States can also boycott the red states? The "I'm sorry" is nice, but may as well be "thoughts and prayers"

Just the beginning I'm afraid. Trump will double down, so will we. Next we start adding export tariffs, then we shut stuff off. If you are in a state we supply electricity to, you may wanna get a generator before the Superbowl, JS

Good morning! The 🐴💩 has begun! Never thought I would see the day that Canada and the US are in a trade war. Canadians are angry dude. It's going to get interesting here in Niagara Falls. Most of our tourists come from there. I'm sure some will hear about how we feel. Texans probably shouldn't visit

Yep, he should have been whisked away to Gitmo as a threat to national security the second Joe was sworn in. From white house to big house, but they were too chicken shit

Well, good morning. Welcome to the new world. I turned 55 yesterday, the US broke up with my country and unilaterally decided we owe alimony. Also, Breitbart is now the official news of the Pentagon. These next four years are going to require A LOT of cannabis, JS ✌️💚🪴

I mean, if you somehow can separate from your current union, I'm sure we could work it out. Probably make you a province into yourselves though instead of absorb. We don't absorb cultures, we incorporate them into ours.

To my american friends:
When 🇨🇦 responds to the tariffs next week, please remember we are only doing what we have to do. When the lights go out in NY city, or there is no potash for your fields, uranium for your reactors, or aluminum for your industry, keep it in your mind that we didn't want this

Your proposal is flattering, but we decline. We can remain friends, but we are already married to England, your ex. Stop with the threats, they will only push us away and make us re-evaluate our relationship altogether. This is bordering on stalking, we don't wanna have to file a restraining order

Screenshots from a White house released video showing the Marines being deployed along the border with Mexico

I called the foreign interference hotline

Good morning! Today I reported Premier Smith to the RCMP for working against the Canadian interests and colluding with a foreign government to undermine negotiations with the United States government. They were apprehensive at first, but seemed to agree this may warrant further investigation. ✌️💚🇨🇦

Good morning! It's Mrs Claus's bday today! We are headed to the casino across the river in NF,NY for dinner and some gaming later. Coffee and cannabis for now though! ✌️💚🪴

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Happy New Year! I'll try to be on here a little more often this year. I hope you all had a safe and enjoyable celebration last night! May 2025 bring you great happiness ✌️💚🪴

Good morning! Couple of 🎅 gigs today. First at a long term care home, then Storytime with Santa for the evening! Should be a good day! ✌️💚🎅 (This is me last week at Storytime) #Santa

Good morning Bluesky! Sorry I haven't been on here much. Tis' the busy season for me and all. Here I am last night at the Fairway of Lights in Markham, Ontario. Quite a magical setting isn't it?
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