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Posts by Dan Jolley

AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.

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YES! READ IT ALOUD! Let them squirm...

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Prediction: It’s going to come out that Trump wants a dome built on top of the White House. Probably bigger than the Capitol’s. That’s why he was on the roof miming that shape.

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This is really impressive! Nice work! My only comment is that, even though it was never said out loud, (I don’t think), Clev is supposed to be 6’5” and 265 lbs. If your measurements work better for the system, though, it’s fine with me.

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

That’s one of the benefits of having a good writing partner — beneficially one-upping each other 😉

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Thanks! 😁

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Image of the Arashikage ninja clan from the “G.I. Joe” universe, red on black background.

Image of the Arashikage ninja clan from the “G.I. Joe” universe, red on black background.

I know we’re all in the midst of unprecedented nation-wide trauma and awfulness, but please allow me to do a tiny bit of celebrating concerning a contract I just signed


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This right here......

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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

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A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples

A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples

Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples

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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

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Yeah, we’re all cut from the same cloth, I guess. Not the worst thing.

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Pretty sure that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my voice.

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Me, emotionally rolling into Monday.

#cats #catsofbluesky #stairsv2 #catsareliquid

1 year ago 1166 146 39 12

Yup!

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Tim Walz: "You you claim to love freedom but want to restrict certain groups, you don’t love freedom. You love privilege." đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„ #MomSky

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OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

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We only know about that Signal chat‹because an honest reporter was in the chat. How many more similar events occurred‹that we don’t know about?‹How many other chats‹have already been hacked into
by our enemies?

We only know about that Signal chat‹because an honest reporter was in the chat. How many more similar events occurred‹that we don’t know about?‹How many other chats‹have already been hacked into by our enemies?

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Tuxedo cat casually relaxing on a purple fuzzy blanket

Tuxedo cat casually relaxing on a purple fuzzy blanket

What’re YOU lookin’ at??

1 year ago 11 0 0 0
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

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First Time for Everything w/Juliet Rose Season 2 Episode 2 Dan Jolley
First Time for Everything w/Juliet Rose Season 2 Episode 2 Dan Jolley YouTube video by GoIndieNow

Going live tonight!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EaJ...

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

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Skully tries to chill in a recliner, riddled with anxiety

Skully tries to chill in a recliner, riddled with anxiety

Stresslaxing

#Art by Hook Hope

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AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person.

I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person

I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.

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Something about “Dungeness & Dragons”?

No?

(I’ll see myself out)

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