Meanwhile, conditions here at the away friendly to Grimson could be described as... chilly.

Norfolk Women almost-but-not-quite defend a low total against Shropshire in the Blast. Lonnnng drive home for them.

Shot of JR Hartley from the old Yellow Pages ads, calling round every bookshop in a manner designed to make the viewer feel increasingly sorry for the chap.

"You have..?! Yes, my name's Goodwin. M.G.P.T. Goodwin."

Managing my workload by heading to the pub.

‘It is a stupid game but that’s what makes it lovable’: Sarah Taylor on cricket, coping with anxiety and coaching with Andrew Flintoff Taylor played 226 times for England before retiring early due to anxiety, but she has made her way back to the top

Something in my eye.

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Sign saying "Frog mouthed wanker" on a wire fence

So Nigel Farage popped over to Shetland and it went well for him.

The Pips go 'woooh woooh!' as the Midnight Train prepares to leave for Georgia.

The astronaut-returning photos were moving but these are something else. (Not a competition, obv). Welcome back.

Can't compare to the fishing industry these days, because of woke

Is Hyde Park now the SI unit of Expansive Areas?!? I might be getting old, but struggling in my head to convert to football pitches, or Wales.

Been trying to think of an upside for the inevitably impending armageddon and all I have so far is me not having to deal with Making Tax Digital or sorting POP3 access on my Gmail.

New Iran peace proposal:

1. In spirit of forgiveness, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei to headline Wireless Festival 2027

Everybody is uncannily the same as normal, except the First Officer now has a beard. (Would have required a bit of forward planning, admittedly).

About two microseconds of worry that I might be the only kid in the room not to know this incredible track that leapt out of the generic indie, but had to approach the DJ to ask: (Suede: The Drowners, The Railway in Southend)

Timeline suddenly full of crickety stuff again, which is very delightful.

An ordinary-looking banana, labelled 'the UK's favourite banana'

Just got my shopping delivered, thanks guys, will look after it I promise.

Ooof.

Was way past my bedtime when the ferns got a bat, but Kayley Knight looked one to watch with the ball.

Nonono!!! Middle aged ladies go in the BLUE bin.

Thieves steal Renoir, Cézanne and Matisse paintings worth millions from Italian museum Four masked men entered Magnani Rocca Foundation villa, near Parma in northern Italy, and made off with artworks

Very satisfied master criminal reclining in comfort to survey his new collection whilst munching on kitkats. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

I spent yesterday evening in A&E. (I’m fine, apparently.) Some guy next to me in the waiting room said “excuse me are you Rhodri Marsden” and I was about to say “yes! would you like an autograph, I am exceedingly famous” when he said “that nurse over there has been calling you for ages”

Unexpected cricket flashback with legendary Palm Tree wicketkeeper Eddie on #totp tonight, behind the drum kit with the Vibrators. Top miming, fella. @stephenjrussell.bsky.social

Paging @apiln.bsky.social

'Suitable for your food waste bin' reads the flash on the box of these Aldi teabags, and on reflection they're spot on with that.

I feel like a pusher now.

I am stupidly addicted to this, in a way that is starting to cause problems at home and work.

Thoughts with the guy in the photos... turned up a while back to the Getty Images stock photoshoot and envisaged 'patient visiting doctor, probably mildly concerned about his blood pressure or suchlike'

Well done on the capital letters guys, unusual that a comedy show would mock people, best emphasise.

Lovely & unexpected to see this pop up on my timeline - got the CD after (I think) the first year of shows you did as a duo in Edinburgh, years back. They were absolutely magical. Planet Dog!

Of course in Europe, we call him Kilometres Davis

Slovakian athlete at the World Indoor Championships whose surname is Bendova.

*Roger Moore raise of the eyebrow and look to camera*