Istg I was talking about this on here a year ago

*whistles* cmere transgenda *whistles* cmereeee

I’m such a disgusting indulgent instagram user. I love reels, I love reposting reels, I love sending reels to my friends. Oh that mundane post? Yeah, that’s on my story. Everything and anything

I miss my gf o clock

You’re close to climax and your stupid bassist plays a fuck ass polyrhythm in counterpoint and now you have to stop everything to remind him of EQ balance

When the porn has math rock in the background so you start jorking it in 11/8

John Wesley came to me in my sleep and I now know what I must do

M-m-maybach music?

Thanks Ugly God😇

Y’know I had Slurp as Yaoi and the chugjug as yuri but hc want you want yk

Mmmmmmmmmn nfffggg w-w-we can’t we are both~

#2016Challenge

God I’m so hungry I could ~~~~ ugh I’m so full but I could-……… *Burp* a job well done 😇

I love NC and MS and I will rep both till the day I die. This land has had my family for as long as theyve been in this country but the South isnt safe anymore. Im in works to move to Portland Or at the end of the year but thats pending on my union transferring my work. Pray 4 a wank

Dude I was on Mint and saw him swerving bro does not gaf

IF YOU ARE IN CHARLOTTE RN THERE IS FREE COPPER AND WHEELS ROLLING AROUND and NO, IT ISNT FROM LAMELO BALLS CRASHED CAR

Buy a woman a sledgehammer

Marathons Art Direction so good it makes me ignore dying every 2 minutes

What’s the US’s “fourth” city? Portland, Seattle, and Asheville are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably San Francisco, Boston, Washington, or maybe New York

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Bro stfu you’ll never see Titlefight, Pinegrove, Imagine Dragons, or Modern Baseball in concert ever again get over it

Only the real ones know this song hehe :3

#pokemon

If I do good on this job interview I’ll do my injection as a reward ^_^ if I fuck up its the worst week of my life

The Unihertz Titan Pro looks really good for this!

Bluesky is really nice but unfortunately it doesn't have this bullshit

if u vpn to columbia it cost a tesco meal deal

I get why journeyman tweak on apprentices. How have you been through your program (separate from mine) for 1.5 years, are 6 months away from taking your residential license test, and can’t explain to me how GFCI functions

90% of the country just got a goated halftime show by Benito and friends but 15 Crackhead Fetal Alcohol Syndrome babies will make it seem like the TPUSA show with 90k viewers is the cultural victory of a life time

I’m not even bothering with the Riftbound spirit forged prerelease. I’m just burning candles and praying that the lottery favors me

Dude Bebop was a terrorist what more can I say