as long as it doesn't have seafood or roast beef on it, I consider it my favorite pizza. I live in the moment. No pizza existed before the pizza I am eating and none exist after. A perfect food. I once ate pizza for 3 meals in a day. That was a good day.

"Embassy officials" = "CIA" 99% of the time in these stories.

The Osmonds - Crazy Horses [HQ stereo] YouTube video by fecskefi

RIP Alan Osmond
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I was called "offbeat" the other day. The off-beat antics of TV's Sam.

The previews for his biopic really hone in on that nostalgia and boy is it powerful. I'm guessing the rest of the movie will as well. I will not be surprised if it makes a zillion bucks. I became a Prince fan in 1984 with Purple Rain.

From 1979-1989, especially when Thriller came out, Michael Jackson was fucking amazing. I would rent/watch Thriller nearly every day after the school bus dropped me off at my dad's office and before my mom picked me up.

obviously hiding the Holy Grail there

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Only acceptable meal today is starfish, coffee, maple syrup, jam, butterscotch clouds, a tangerine, side order of ham.

Harry Crumb Hat strapback closure, embroidered graphic on front and back, one size fits all Back reads: Starring John Candy Limited edition

I need a good cap to shade my skin from the sun while I'm outside so I stay young and vital. So many excellent choices but I got a Who's Harry Crumb and Splash caps from Patti Lapel. I love John Candy and nothing makes women swoon faster than Who's Harry Crumb?
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oh mai lord does it feel nice after the being back at the gym after taking, uh, 4 days off from the gym. I'm on vacation so I skipped my mandatory AND my optional day

Mexico's Sheinbaum demands explanations after US Embassy officials die in Chihuahua Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says she was unaware of any collaboration between the U.S. and local authorities after four officials died.

"Embassy officials" is a nice way of saying "CIA" or "DEA"
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wait, I meant
Do you fly?
All the time.

Jonathan Demme's SOMETHING WILD (1986) screens in 35mm on Wednesday, May 6th at 9:30pm @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

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A man with a Beatles haircut wearing cool shades and a chicken. An older lady in a frayed sombrero made from palm fronds stands next to him.

Do you get high?
All the time man.

"I like to know if my side is winning or if our side is losing"

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

theonion.info

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

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At long last, Global Tetrahedron is taking over. YouTube video by The Onion

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Angine de Poitrine on 4-20

Rogue Trooper | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by 2000 AD

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TONIGHT | 8PM ET

What better way to celebrate 4/20 than by hopping in the Mystery Van?! Matt & Chris found a bunch of crappy Scooby-Doo games and they'll be playing them for an all-new Super Dumb Bros.!

Watch on Twitch w/ ads: dumb-industries.com/twitch

"I'm moving to Fire Island"
I only ate with my family on holidays. Every other day we ate at our own time. My parents were alcoholics.
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Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

I MAY have done some writing on this and MIGHT be excited as all get out about it. In true 2000 AD fashion, this is gonna be punk rock as fuck.

View of Chicago skyline from the roof of the Field Museum of Natural History. // Image captured at: 2026-04-20 11:04:59 UTC (about 2 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Chicago: 31 F | -0 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: E at 4 mph | 6 kph // Humidity: 84%

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Moon looks gross. ewwww.

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