Wandering the stacks at Harper and Regenstein libraries at the U of C was my idea of heaven

Or trying to steal $10 billion from the US Treasury… or all the other corrupt acts and various war crimes… the list is endless

One more reason to live in Illinois! 👇🏻

I mean, they are Florida men…

Notice how she made sure he’d only get hair

It’s SRO in Trump’s head right now with so many people living rent free 24/7/365

Love this quote as I watch the sparrows taking turns at the feeders in my backyard! All day long, they are truly hardworking little things!

“Stop it, you two, or I’ll turn this car around right now!” Said every parent knowing that they wouldn’t actually turn the car around…

And we know it’s AI-generated because his hand isn’t clutching the railing on the way down

I think we need to change the slogan to “No lunatics” or “No madmen”

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Donnie Darko vibes

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Absolute this!
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Will Marco be ordering everyone a pair of those shiny black Florsheim shoes, preferably a size too big?

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The best line is the last quote from the guy who admitted that, while drunk, he found himself at a Waffle House and didn’t remember how he got there!

Instead of wasting billions headed back to the moon (although the photo they sent back was stunning, a reminder that Earth is the only home we have and we should focus our resources on taking care of it)

The sound bites for commercials for Democrats are just writing themselves! Are you paying attention, Dems?

Waste of money by an insolvent country…surprised it wasn’t cancelled because of the makeup of the crew. A woman, a black man…a Canadian?? How did that pass their anti-DEI standards??

These people are either absolutely f@&*ing crazy or absolute morons.

Modern life is so complicated

I don’t know. I think a master horror writer could handle it as well.

It’s a recliner for when he inevitably falls asleep

Expect him to promptly fall asleep

The stair to nowhere is another apt metaphor

Tell that to the parents of the dead schoolgirls in Iran

He could always resign…