New improved best ever 3D advanced pro expert - it’s toothpaste FFS

My wee brother misread that as “wooha” when very young, always amused me. Might be due royalties from Doechii.

Bog totem. You have to be very careful getting off so you don’t unbalance it, especially if it’s still within tickling distance of the cheeks.

Very very nice beer.

In Paris. Have a fireman’s pole in apartment. 🔥

David's fundraiser for NHS Lothian Charity Help David Urquhart raise money to support NHS Lothian Charity

If any of my seething mass of followers feel flush and fancy sponsoring my charity run. Here’s the link 🔗 it is for NHS lothian. Ta very much 🙏🏻🥃🏃‍♂️‍➡️

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I’ll not like that - That’s pretty poor. You need to get your creative heads together and turn AI on the tech bros. Get it to build your own unionized platform with subs and devalue their thieving model. Circle the wagons, fuck em. 🥃❤️

Does the choice of podcast platform make any difference to revenue?

Better off mate. That’s funny AF - if she ain’t pissing herself at that she wasn’t the one.

Epic, love that. Bit samurai, bit James Bond, bit 70’s erotica.

Jeez. I’ve endured that moonpig ad multiple times and they’ve not even bought you a coffee yet. Is it against rules to Partridge in direct ads?

You just need to get them their own. My “nipper” a couple of Christmas’s back.

It did have a touch of the slashed budget about it. 😬

Great read. I didn’t know the Clive Barker link, quite mad, I always really liked Nightbreed too. 🥃

Unheart option. Pisser.

Got the T. Junior Tomlin, did some of the Depthcharge and Vinyl Solution covers. @weare1of100.bsky.social

I think a part of the problem is that a lot of policy, process within our large systems started out fit but have been adjusted and molded to suit other systems or to law changes. This is over generations, now nobody has a clue why any of it is the way it is or how to unpick it. They just uphold it

Luvva dunkel.

Darling Builds of Maine

😂😂 gave me a fright.

Amazing thread 🙏🏻❤️

Blue skies or filtered skylights? I’ve worked a couple of places where equipment started going bonkers at certain times of day because of light. Skylights got painted and machines got tinted safety covers, still flaky at points - ended up with cardboard on top too 😂😂.

Yeah. I think in his head everything he is about to unleash is a top MEME zinger. Hi fiving himself in there, bursting with excitement, smirking at his genius. Then he opens his f@cking mouth and utter bollocks dribbles out. He can’t process any of that and relies on the metrics fed back via X

Big top n beer 🍻 🙏🏻

Snap. Also purchased.

Yeah what a dick, he was wanting it done right and demanding that it was all above board.

Boooooo

😂

I’ve spouted for a while now we need MIHA movement - make internet hard again. The internet is like a George Romero movie, gurning loons roaming the wreckage of a supermarket on the escalators.

Spent my honeymoon traveling in California perfecting opening bottles with random stuff, they were pretty tough. Found out on the last night the reason for resistance and chipping - they were all screw top. 😂😂😂😎👍

Sw2e3 No it doesn't sound like anything

Track by me. Kinda chilled moody breakfast electronica.

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