In times of great division, remember the words of Tupac Shakur:

I thought the same thing! I would sell my left hand to see that.

Dear Donald, here are some examples of what doctors look like:
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

#JusticeForLoveSausage

[I Live For] Cars and Girls YouTube video by The Dictators - Topic

youtu.be/-fDV8l2PUho?...

Me conceal carrying:

Savage

Boobs just exploding from the earth and wreaking havoc.

Happy birthday Ricky Schroder, probably.

Morena Baccarin is too beautiful and I'd like to file a complaint

Morena Baccarin is too beautiful and I'd like to file a complaint

@stephenking.bsky.social thank you for showing me how to deal with my corporate ai quality assurance supervisor. I'll find another job.

Blood manipulation seems like a real game changer. That would allow you to control people like puppets or pop heads like Vicky Neuman.

Fuckin a i am

Honestly, no wrong answers here

The government is never going to save you from the government. Put your faith in something more realistic, like yourself.
You fucking dorks.

And another thing!
Fuck dick cheney

Dear DNC: this is what happens when you nominate someone unelectable. Its happened twice now, so maybe notice the pattern and adjust your course.
You fucking dorks

Democrats are so out of touch, they cant understand how this is their fault too.

@jimmyfallon.bsky.social is it safe to swim in the ocean yet?

I could not give one shit what Timothee chalimaeee shimmy yah shimmy yay said in 2019 about anything

So, the Trojan war started because Legolas dicked down Mad Eye Moodys wife?

How is it i cant remember anything prior to 2003 but I remember Jerry?
Fucking dementia

We have... so many homelands.
So many.

You thought anarchists were the problem, you fucking dorks

Remember when yall had faith in the system?
You dorks.

"Stop killing your civilians so we can kill your civilians."
-US policy, 2026

Season 2 of #Justified is top tier. Absolutely perfect television.

And lets be real, Olyphant and Goggins ain't exactly hard to watch, either.
😙

Democracy: because why do anything for your country when you could do so much TO it.

Vote for yourself 2026