It's where he wanted to be
Where she may be

Uh oh, Pikachu got into the Easter baskets. We'll have to pull the tinsel grass out of his butt.

They had to take that video to a biologist???

For sale:
baby shoes,
never worn

Stupid baby didn't know how to put them on

Zilla out sniffing those French girl pits

A battery caddy named Battery Daddy full of AAs.

A tool box of flashlights

I keep mine next to my toolbox of flashlights.

That was an incredible jump scare of handsome. Just a face made of Sam Worthington and Russell Crowe.

That's the hard one to earn, because you have to get the target to hold still long enough to drop it on them.

Okay, I'll be the one to ask I guess. Is the gas cylinder a tail or an external colon?

Agumon

"G, you have to let take over your body so I can pet Odie one last time."

Garfield does a brain dance but it's just him sleeping, or eating lasagna.

Luckily Lyman Silverhand hates Mondays as much as he hates Arasaka.

An amateur drawing of Mayor McCheese but as an octopus like abomination.

I'm not the best artist but my brain turned it into this and I needed to exorcise this demon.

Barfield: "¡Ay, lasagna!"

I'm imagining the Fellowship huddled around a portable dvd player their second night out from Rivendell, watching Pippin's copy of Madagascar 2.

Absolute elite. Eating one without the wrapper and getting the cookie stuck to my fingers was always frustrating and delightful.

Shou Tucker, world's greatest father, loving husband, and friend to animals.

I don't know if a term exists for this or not, but the phrase I formed in my head is "Faux-D."
It seems like they're trying to make a character that is both 3D for modern CGI commercials but trying to keep it a 2D look for the boxes and other merch. But it doesn't work and it's very sterile and flat

Two boxes of Captain Crunch cereal next each other to compare the old design of the mascot (Captain Crunch) to the more recent design.

Not my picture, but the new Captain Crunch

"If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times, detective can of tuna fish! You can tuna piano but you can't tuna conviction without admissable evidence!"

Babe: The Make-Returner In The City

Zuckerman's Famous The Make-Returner

Fuck, maybe if I try this my refrigerator will clean itself.

Delusion For A Moderate Sedan

Stu Pickles is probably on a terrorist watchlist.

Going to end up kidnapped by the Ten Rings. Making Reptar armor in a cave with a box of scraps.

My love of Rugrats probably stems a good deal from the fact Reptar is so big in that universe. Like if Godzilla replaced Mickey Mouse in ours.

I'd imagine a MechaMickey fighting a RoboPete in Paris would probably lead to a lawsuit. Especially if people found out it was being controlled by babies.

Looks of meat in these. Turkey with a side of spaghetti and meatballs for dinner.

Ravioli is a *chef's kiss* name for a stingray.

The first dog. Whichever one could be considered "no longer a wolf." All others come from that one.

30 something year old white male in a yellow t-shirt and pink SpongeBob Hawaiian shirt, wearing his new Brown hat. The hat declares, in Green lettering, "I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You"

My new favorite hat arrived today. Thank you, The Onion!

"But Green Hornet..."
*pulls gun from holster*
"I am Pagliglockci"