I mean, technically correct 😂

HBO Max: *brings its old name back*
Me, channeling maximum delulu energy: okay now do our flag means death

Well, Duo, you’ve also made ME sad.

no one gets me like bilbo baggins when he said he felt thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. go off king!!!

Do you think they’d come pick us up if we asked nicely?

Man. Even disassociating doesn’t hit like it used to.

Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

Cloud from one of the most Final Fantasy games of all time saying "I want.....money"

Major alert: Montana may be about to pass a major anti-trans bill that charges parents with felony endangerment of a child if their child is on trans youth care.

It would apply to parents just passing through the state, visiting.

Would be the first law of its kind to pass anywhere.

Vote is TODAY.

The way I started mine and was like “it’ll be so light and fluffy” and immediately loaded it with a narcissistic mom running a wellness cult so I feel you. Totally regular romcom stuff.

Sounds pretty light and fluffy to me! 😆

i am full of pasta and existential dread

Rot in hell, Strom Thurmond

re: ai, you people don’t love making things you love having things and capitalism has convinced you that ownership is self actualization and it’s not and that’s why you’re empty inside

JUST BECAUSE THE CLOWN CAR GOES VERY FAST DOES NOT MEAN IT ISN’T FULL OF CLOWNS

NO

A screenshot from a legal complaint with contact information for the plaintiffs' attorneys that states, "Joseph R. Saveri (State Bar No. 130064) Cadio Zirpoli (State Bar No. 179108) Christopher K.L. Young (State Bar No. 318371) Kathleen J. McMahon (State Bar No. 340007) JOSEPH SAVERI LAW FIRM, LLP 601 California Street, Suite 1000 San Francisco, California 94108 Telephone: (415) 500-6800 Facsimile: (415) 395-9940 Email: jsaveri@saverilawfirm.com czirpoli@saverilawfirm.com cyoung@saverilawfirm.com kmcmahon@saverilawfirm.com Matthew Butterick (State Bar No. 250953) 1920 Hillhurst Avenue, #406 Los Angeles, CA 90027 Telephone: (323) 968-2632 Facsimile: (415) 395-9940 Email: mb@buttericklaw.com Counsel for Individual and Representative Plaintiffs and the Proposed Class"

A screenshot from a legal complaint that states, "UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT NORTHERN DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA SAN FRANCISCO DIVISION Richard Kadrey, an individual; Sarah Silverman, an individual; Christopher Golden, an individual; Individual and Representative Plaintiffs, v. Meta Platforms, Inc., a Delaware corporation; Case No. Complaint Class Action Demand for Jury Trial Defendant."

IF YOU FOUND YOUR NOVEL IN THE LIBGEN DATABASE, YOU MAY BE A CLASS MEMBER FOR THE KADREY ET AL V. META PLATFORMS CLASS ACTION

Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:

Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 mb@buttericklaw.com

This is so relatable

If you figure it out, can you let me know? 😭😭

Omg the way I feel this SO intensely. And like— who is making me? No one except my own self saying that I need to hurry.

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“Accidentally”

Venus retrograde doesn’t have me texting any exes but it does have me accidentally dognapping puppies from my neighbor’s back yard.

The countries now standing with Ukraine against the U.S. give me hope. As terrified as I am of my own country, I’m more afraid that the world will follow the American example. All of my love to those who refuse us.

“How can you talk about books at a time like this?”

“Because if I don’t talk about books, I’m gonna talk about murder and I’d rather rather go on book tour than go to prison. Also, fascists hate books, especially those written by people like me. So books, motherfucker. ALL THE BOOKS.”

I have a new post over on Substack 👀

I bet she WOULD play phase 10 and come down for dinner though.

I would literally give anything for a tarot deck tie in to Arcane. The animation of that show makes me fall to my knees and if I could have that in physical deck form I would cry.

aaahhh yay!!!! It’s so beautiful!

I can’t believe the last TikTok I watched before the ban hit me was of a buff kangaroo