"You're not religious... so you don't believe in anything?"

"No. I believe in coyotes."

"..."

"🎶And time as an abstract🎶"

"Finally I will start the new season of Slow Horses."

*presses play*

5 minutes later...

"I feel like I already saw this."

*checks. It started on season 3 for some reason.*

"Whatever. I'm committed now."

Now rewatching half of Slow Horses before starting the new season. 😂

Rude.

Tiki's last few days will continue to be filled with non-kibble foods and snuggles and stroller rides. 🧡

We will be saying goodbye to Tiki Friday, March 13th. This decision was not easy, but it is the right one. We spent this weekend enjoying some time in the woods, going on a shopping spree, going through the drive-thru, and having her friends over for a goodbye party and a spaghetti dinner.

How does Jurassic Park not have a Criterion release yet?

American not only becoming a cult of personality but becoming the dumbest cult of personality in the history of the human species is a lot to process

Free idea:

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story: The Musical: On Ice!

Star Trek: Star Fleet Academy is like if the CW did Star Trek fanfic and I am here for it.

Pink Coat lady has been identified as Myrtle Krebsbach from Lake Wobegon, MN.

We are a 2-person household with a silverware set for 12. Why are we always out of spoons??

Anyway, my mom, sister, and I have our Grenada trip booked for May. Looking forward to the beach, the rum distilleries, the wonderful people, and the Grenada Chocolate Festival! 🇬🇩🇬🇩🇬🇩

On 1/5/2026, the US increased the travel advisory level for Grenada. Which is hilarious coming from a country whose government regularly kidnaps and/or kills people, can't figure out how to keep kids alive in the classroom, and is actively working on starting World War 3.

Naming my lunch Dre because I forgot about it.

In the theater:

Sarah: Shut UP.

Dude behind us: You can't tell me to shut up.

Bestie. It's fine. I will go find someone to remove you. Maybe shut the fuck up during the movie next time. 😘

I will never not pronounce this thing blue-skee.

Took my mom to Dave and Busters. She broke the skee ball machine. Physically broke the barrier. No more balls will be skeed into the holes. 🖤💔🙏🏻

Every time my Pyr goes outside in the snow.

Is "IT: Welcome to Derry" just a reboot of "Twin Peaks"?

In this essay I will...

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Making people lose Whamageddon is the new Rick Rolling.

Joined a committee to change rules and regulations to benefit me. Okay. Maybe it benefits all the IDD nurses in Colorado and our clients and, like, all of Colorado's provider agencies in general. But, really, this is about my own personal convenience.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but start thawing your turkey now.

All of the Saturday Costco people are at the airport right now.

Starting a collection of dandelion seeds for the lawns of the people who don't shovel their sidewalks.

#petty #winter #snow #Colorado #garden #dandelion

Laundry is so much easier when you've been wearing disposable underwear and bathrobes all week. I should get hysterectomies more often.

Nessarose Thropp is a selfish, manipulative, spoiled bitch who, quite honestly, deserved to have a house dropped on her. Her portrayal as anything else for the Broadway musical is a disservice to the audience and to her character.

In this essay, I will...

Remember when the maddest we've ever been about anything was the Wordle being "Knoll"?

Hey, #OtherSarah. Your kid's enrollment paperwork for Sacred Heart Catholic School came to me. They need it returned, along with a copy of Cecilia's kindergarten report card. Let me know what you want me to do with this!

#LearnYourEmail