Spotify keeps telling me a band I don't like is my favourite artist. Where i come from this is called cyberbullying

Yikes! CO?! Really?! Obviously you really captured CO’s spirit, great photo.
(I enjoyed a week in DC several years ago and liked it… except for the weather. If you two ever visit LA, give me a heads up!)

I haven’t lost my mind, I very intentionally set it down somewhere I knew I would forget it.

In retrospect, naming our band Sold Out was a terrible idea.

You’re a good man, toots. (What’s your general location? From your header photo I image Colorado for some reason (never been there.)

Me to my open-toed sandals:
"Soon my loves, soon. Our time is coming."

If I never ever not even once in this lifetime experience a close call with quicksand, my whole childhood has been a lie.

we should put whoever makes broccoli rubber bands in charge of more stuff

Saw a snake today on my walk so that's the end of that. Closing this fitness account.

Gary Come Home (cover) YouTube video by Ampliphobia

How am I only hearing this now, years after it first appeared? Someone owes me an explanation. 🧽🐌

💜

Every morning when I read the news, I ask myself the same questions.

Who? What?

Our lady of perpetual goddamnit

My beau can’t bear nighttime AC and needs an electric blanket always, even on hot summer nights in L.A. 🤷‍♀️ I got us individual bedding for our Q bed and it works great! No being woken by the other rolling over with the covers. But I’m SO jealous. Blackout dark = Bliss!

Used to be if someone was reading a book on the subway, I could walk by and subtly check to see if it was one of my books (yes, I know it was incredibly unlikely, I'm not delusional), but now that everyone reads books on ereaders, or on apps on their phones, I have to go up to each of them and ask.

(said in Grey Poupon voice)
pardon me do you have any Howard Mittelmark

We won a #Webby Award for S4 of Missing In America, and we started production on S5 today. Thanks to all who voted, and who subscribe. #Dateline

👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉

You’re so lucky, it sounds ideal! (And doubly so if your area is quiet enough to have windows open AND sleep past dawn.) Enjoy the 💤💤💤💤💤

A robins nest with three blue eggs

My sister has a knack for finding them

Wow! STUNNING!

The Heartbreak Kid (1972) YouTube video by Wayne Shellabarger

“Elaine is the exact opposite of everyone else in Hollywood.” — Charles Grodin

THE HEARTBREAK KID (1972) is on YouTube if you’d like to celebrate Elaine May’s 94th birthday and what would have been Grodin’s 91st.

youtu.be/ZVpisL2DZx8 #FilmSky

Not sure when he said that, but it was too true in the summer of ‘90 when I got to work with my hero. She got $100K for a week’s work of an uncredited rewrite during a location shoot - worth every penny. A unique mind in her own world. 💜

Cool, Kash can still make it to happy hour after his press conference.

Wow, what a cast! Thank you @citizenscreen.bsky.social

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring a knife to a vault containing many wheels of cheese in a brutalized postapocalyptic society where knives are only a legend. You are now Knifebringer, Divider of the Cheese. Raise your knife and rule the clans.

Hammer Better Than Fist at Driving Nails into Planks!

Bucket Carries More Water than Hands!

Vaccines Better at Preventing Diseases than Yelling at Them!

The subject line from an email I received: I'm a bad girl and I need to be punished.

How did this become my responsibility?

[car accident]

Stand back, everyone. I’m no doctor but I have a box of Band-Aids®️ containing every size they make.

Don’t forget Piggy.