An entire childhood of brazenly corrupt and destructive tory rule already brainwashed the kids.

Whatever happened to the whole pilot rescue in Iran? You'd expect Trump to milk that for all it's worth, but he just sort of told a story, generated an AI image, the media nodded a bit and then.....nothing?
2 weeks down the line and there's no actual evidence of that happening.

If they didn't intend for people to think it's Epstein then they would have looked at it and gone 'nah that looks too much like Epstein'.
They know exactly what they're doing.

She has the kind of face you only get by being a lovely person. Sorry for your loss.

True, did Leeds get the record for highest points total without going up? It was a crazy season

Was hoping Norwich would help us out today tbh, I'm going to be wanting Portsmouth to win now ffs.
Good win again though, Derby are decent.

Pretty sure we'd take whatever was on offer for him tbh. Just a question of whether there are other offers.

Crazy to think how sluggish and lazy he was for Saints, to see him now described as a miss for his workrate. Fair play to him.

Just showed this to Google Gemini and it proposed some improvements. I told it to give it a go...

I'm still not a massive fan of this creature living in my house, but I drew a picture of it anyway.

That said, we'll go and lose to fuxking Derby today and I'll have to delete this.

With Boro dipping, Millwall and Hull catchable it's really not impossible for Southampton to sneak into 2nd at the last moment. We are absolutely flying.

If Ipswich drop points vs Norwich (A) and Boro (H) and lose to us, then they only need to draw one other game of Portsmouth, Charlton, Bristol City and QPR to leave it level on points. GD could easily be level, so it could come down to goals scored.

Just been musing over the Championship run in. Now this is a silly long shot for #Saintsfc but...
I think we *can* win all our remaining games and finish on 84 pts with a GD of +30

Definitely. He is Mr Reliable, love a classic, no nonsense full back. Manning was superb the other side too.

That was just incredible from #Saintsfc , possibly the best performance we've ever put in at St Mary's.
I was at Still's last game and would never imagined then we'd be heading to Wembley this season.

Have they actually formally declared war though?

They've united the whole world against them. We've reached the point where I've heard people talk about China as the preferred superpower.

Tbh if that happened I reckon there'd be basically no negative consequences. The US, even the Republican party would just breathe a massive sigh of relief.

If the primary aim of having that much money *isn't* to cause vast human suffering, then I'm really not sure what else it could be.

I think even the Iranian's know what you wanted to say here. We all know.

Our foster lad can't say breakfast, so every morning he wakes up and starts going on about Brexit.

When you become a billionaire, we name a park after you, give you a little badge saying 'I won capitalism' and then we eat you live on TV.

9yo won't read anything, but he will read Scott Pilgrim.
Swearing ✅
Sex ✅
Dyslexic 9 year old reading ✅

Best is when it's right on the turn 👌

Exactly the vibe.

Honey is a crazy substance.
Delicious, sticky, practically inert, thrown up by bees. Mad stuff.

Some kind of income based pricing system for utilities?
Earn £10m? Cool you pay 100x more for electricity than everyone else.
Earn £20k? Have a subsidy on your bill.
Oh you're a private energy corporation? There's the sea, off you trot.

Nowruz Mubarak to my Iranian/Persian friendz

I went to London the other day, and yet here I am.