Dolphins are said to be intelligent animals but they can't solve a sudoku. They claim the water makes the paper too wet to write on.

Electric eels are much better for the environment than gas eels.

Scientists have never been able to explain why some cows are spotted, because it's a stupid fricking question

Contrary to popular belief, swans don't actually mate for life, they stop to eat for some of it

Owls sleep during the day because at night there's less traffic

A group of starfish is called a constellation

A whale can travel several thousands miles in search of food, which is pretty damn environmentally irresponsible if you think about it

Dolphins, being one of the few animals that can recognize itself in a mirror, are conceited as fuck

A jellyfish can be distinguished from a marmaladefish because the latter contains rind.

A hippopotamus can run faster than a cheetah. It just chooses not to

A dog has five stomachs, one for each of its feet