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Posts by slurms

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Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!

"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com

"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com

Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!

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The progress pride flag makes the background of the image with the Majora's Mask Moon on the left with a caption that reads, "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" and a faded larger version of the moon is imposed on the right side. There is text from top to bottom that reads 
Majora's Mask: Randomized: With Crowd Control
Proceeds Benefit Trans Lifeline
An additional 100$ will be donated if I fail to complete the game by the end of the stream
Twitch.tv/thehaarpist
February 16, 2025 10AM ET- 10PM ET
https://tilt.fyi/DlVJAx4VOb

The progress pride flag makes the background of the image with the Majora's Mask Moon on the left with a caption that reads, "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" and a faded larger version of the moon is imposed on the right side. There is text from top to bottom that reads Majora's Mask: Randomized: With Crowd Control Proceeds Benefit Trans Lifeline An additional 100$ will be donated if I fail to complete the game by the end of the stream Twitch.tv/thehaarpist February 16, 2025 10AM ET- 10PM ET https://tilt.fyi/DlVJAx4VOb

10 Minutes!

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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

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Whatever the opposite of FOMO is, I feel that about Threads

2 years ago 3398 640 158 77

I can’t get over how bad of a social media platform that seems to be

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

2 years ago 6068 1541 72 135

I love that threads has been out for 5 minutes and it already seems to be the worst social network ever invented for like a hundred different reasons LMAO

2 years ago 116 13 5 3

Skeet skeet motherfucker

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When you talked shit on the team fly is playing but fly starts coinflipping

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

me my dog
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july

2 years ago 983 145 8 4

I just need my fav mutuals to start posting here (you being here is a wonderful start)

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It truly is

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I’m honored

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Still Life with Green Soup by Fernando Botera, a yellow tinged still life of a table top with bowls, bread, bananas, and a cat reaching for the soup. The cat has a weird compressed face.

Still Life with Green Soup by Fernando Botera, a yellow tinged still life of a table top with bowls, bread, bananas, and a cat reaching for the soup. The cat has a weird compressed face.

This painting is called "Still Life with Green Soup" which I feel rather buries the lede

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Sleepy puppy

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With the current demographic of bluesky it makes me feel like I’m shitposting on linkedin

2 years ago 2 0 1 0
Rabadons Deathcap from league of legends, on top of the bird from death cab for cuties album “transatlanticism”

Rabadons Deathcap from league of legends, on top of the bird from death cab for cuties album “transatlanticism”

Deathcap for cutie

2 years ago 5 2 0 0

lil jon was so ahead of his time

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Okay but what about another alcohol? I think the world is ready for juniper and gin

2 years ago 0 0 1 0

A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game

2 years ago 4552 733 98 84
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2 years ago 6668 1756 43 45

bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario

2 years ago 2389 508 73 43

Posting the post punk band

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SCREAMING at this incredibly accurate result 10/10 no notes pride AND prejudice baybee

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reskeet if the mothman is a “would”

2 years ago 29 19 0 1
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Smash

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Moooooodddd

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