To please Great Leader, the Smithsonian has removed Trump from its Impeachment Exhibit. Now, only Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton are shown as having been impeached. (Nixon resigned before the vote.) We are only minutes away from Barack Obama being removed from photographs à la Joseph Stalin.

Between Monday and Thursday, Fox News mentioned Sydney Sweeney 181 times, and Jeffrey Epstein 18 times.

This...👇🏼👇🏼.💙💙💙.👇🏼👇🏼

The demented psychopath is up.

Alex Jones Claims Trump Officials Have Asked Him to Stop Talking About Jeffrey Epstein The InfoWars host says he's been asked

Alex Jones says he's gotten "a bunch of calls the last three weeks" from top Trump officials asking him to stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein.

If something isn’t actively trying to eat your garden, you aren’t doing it right #coolbugs #exceptsquashborers

Damn squash bugs got to my squasheseses!

When I see “TFW”
Inner voice: “The Fuck What”

I love a good caprese salad, especially between two slices of bread, without the basil and vinaigrette and slightly grilled #ilovegrilledcheese #manbaby

Today I am wearing pink, in honor of those who do not separate their laundry

Hahahha I do that too! But only to the local Wendy’s restaurants

In my house we call that “Marijuanorah”

He is the list

I’ve gone full circle now with online passwords, writing them down on paper and storing them neatly

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

New name: “Sleepy Don from Epstein Island”

Make it go viral.

Y’all ever be so into the “thing” you’re doing that when a phone call comes in you jolt and yell out some obscenity? anyways, got sent to HR again

Call me woke if you want, I just don’t like pedophilia and think those that do are bad people

trump cheats at everything

Just finished an HR sesh with Satan and oooooh booooy are they upset about being associated with tRump #resist #southpark #nevertRump

I’ll be on @msnbc.com with Ali Velshi in a few minutes talking… what else?… Jubilee and debating fascists and white supremacists

The acronym UFO was changed to UAP (unidentified anamolous phenomenon) because of 'negative cultural associations'.

Thought you should know.

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