30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
The comic book guy in front of a gray background with the text "WORST WALLPAPER EVER" in Comic Sans.
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Kent Brockman giving a report. Behind him is an inset resembling a chalkboard that says "The job of the mainstream media today is to make you think that the views of 10% of the country are actually the views of 90% of the country." There is an image of Bart mooning the viewer for some reason.
![Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".
Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved"
From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h7rietqq6qdljhsjq242kcr7/bafkreigkqxu2qfnyp3vlqgx77zrsyz5jjhxp7ret23emknwqovh5gjovzy)
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."
Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
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Did you know The Simpsons was also a syndicated comic strip? The 411 👉
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oh wow the simpsons comic strip is being collected in book form for the first time
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Did you know…? The Simpsons only releases movies in the penultimate year of a Republican president's second term of office.
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Lisa giving a presentation. Text: Paying more taxes to the government will not change the weather. There is a "@beinglibertarian" watermark.
A shot of a crowd from "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" that has been traced over and recolored by a fan.
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Vintage shirt featuring an illustration of a young Black boy who resembles Bart Simpson dancing to music and singing "Everybody move with the music." "MARTY" is written vertically in large, red, block letters on the left, and "PARTY" is written in smaller black text at the top. Text on the bottom right describes Marty as "THE NEW PARTY ANIMAL."
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@cesarwegetit.bsky.social Just wondering: does this guy have a name?
Photograph of George W. Bush on a plane surrounded by Bart Simpson, Bugs Bunny, Goofy, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, and Mickey Mouse. Caption: "George W. Bush and his team."
Here’s a high-res scan of a Lisa Simpson Christmas card from 1996.
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Cover of Matt Groening's "Life in Hell" #3. A note mentions it's a second printing.
Cover of George Meyer's "Army Man" #1. A note mentions it's a second printing.
the simpsons is gen x because it's essentially the merger of two zines
Headline: Comic Shops Pressured to Buy Unpopular Woke Comics! Bumblebee Man: Ay, caramba! The comic book guy: I do not slab woke comic books, thank you.
I love when artists do the groening trick of hiding their initials in homer's hair
Treehouse of horror figurines
My kid just called these “mammas toys”
Humbling
