doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
Saw Project Hail Mary earlier and really enjoyed it! It's a big recommend if you enjoy scifi and still worth seeing even if not
A black-and-white cat sitting upright, wearing a yellow collar
Uni fan fact: only his left ear has white fur. Did you notice?
I'm enamored with Sluggo's simple lifestyle
I'm not even a real beer snob but the big domestic brands are the epitome of mediocrity, if i want cheap beer I'm always gonna take a scumbag brand like Narragansett
imagine winning an olympic gold medal and the only beer they give you to celebrate is michelob. id kill myself
when Yo's neck hurts kinda
i used to take the amtrak to see family in DC all the time and you pass by this on the train route. I'm also fascinated that most of the photos of it that I could find were taken at sunset, so that it looks like the sign is bleeding
have always read this in an accusing tone
I'm glad people are finally realizing how entitled dog owners can be, but they are mere goombas compared to the evil of people that smoke while you're walking behind them
if you light up a cigarette in a crowded line i feel that you should be drawn and quartered
near the end of the laundry cycle you will begin wearing pairs of socks you didn't know existed
April 1805. Napoleon has looksmaxxed Europe. Only the British Fleet mogs before him
it's a shame that youtube wants it to be as hard as possible to find live streams on their app too, i feel like a neanderthal typing "pokemon pocket live" into the search bar
if I'm watching a twitch stream and a 3 minute unskippable ad pops up, I am simply closing the app. who do they think is dealing with that?
i think you'll be very happy you did!
frieren is the best thing airing right now, no other show makes me smile as much as it does
A small black-and-white kitten looks surprised as he sees snow for the first time
5 years ago.
It snowed here after a long while, so we showed it to kitten Uni. His little shocked face was too cute!
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
A black and white cat wearing a collar with traditional Japanese-style colors, sitting with Japanese New Year decorations
Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
this brand rules, they almost exclusively sell 19 oz cans of different 9.5% flavors. I am on their mailing list and keep winning random giveaways from them
my wrapping paper with different 9.5% monkey beers on it was a hit at family christmas
*taps sign*
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Anomolocaris in the 1996 era pokemon style
Homert Silksongson
i like how fantasy card games are like this