night hamming deserves a quiet night

mfw 2 hot + 2 many mosquitos

my dog in a hammock

this account is just for posting pics of my dog in a hammock

hamming it up

using therapyspeak and "I feel" statements to respond to an email instead of calling them an illiterate jabroni 🧘🏻‍♀️

new halloween costume idea just dropped

roadtrip!

if I'm not being greeted like this I know I don't have that shit on

in spite of it all I stay positive and have faith that I'll meet the vintage grandpa sweater of my dreams in a thrift store soon

reading bad news all day has to be bad for you in some way right? going to keep doing it but just wondering

sorry fm! ;(

bro we're making orchestral manoeuvres in the dark later if you want to pull up

hope to see one for the first time in 2025

need so bad 🤤

my arms after shredding enough cheese to bring a baked mac to three different christmases

merry pissmas

got a pickle in exchange for Him

once you establish yourself as a fun plant pot girly you will be getting peepee pots as gifts for years to come and I think that's beautiful

on track to close out the year with 69 books read, can I get a "nice" 😎?

yeah I had a crush on that puppet boy Jen when I was a child so what 😍

in 2025 I need a pal to hold me accountable for all nyt games. currently down to only playing the mini because my wordle/connections friend fell off

putting an ad in the paper for members of my jethro tull cover band just as soon as I find a flute at the thrift store and learn to play the flute

devastated that I can't find my coffee shop punch card that was almost fully punched and ready for a free coffee trade in

come with me if you want to play that funky music til you die

me after eating a variety of dips and spreads at the holiday function

love christmas shopping in 80° 80% humidity weather. wintry bliss 🧣

one corn chip is all it takes

round!