Yet this is life.

Greetings from the Very Large Colony

🐜🌊🏖️

Argentine Ant Supercolony: California Coast Chapter

Est. 1895

You don't have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency.

– @syskpodcast.bsky.social

inguinal folds

Defending the Virtue of our National Parks

Support Our Tactical Wetlands

Maybe if we pitched it as Defending America's Climate from Global Threats

How your email finds me

You'd think motorcycle people would wake up later

I go out of my way not to kill anything, including bugs. This sometimes leads to comedic scenarios.

Ants actually leave your space cleaner than they found it. Their entire MO is to clean your room.

For me, it was the night the Argentine Ant Supercolony graced my pillow. For them, it was Tuesday.

You can just tape over their holes.

I taped over the entry point and scrubbed the trail. Currently in Ant Confusion phase. Should be dispersed in like 15 minutes.

Aww man, bed ants. Leave my bed crumbs be!

Droid saber progress! The pommel droid is SP-3 (aka Spare Parts)

I'm shocked that Diet Coke was the only product that did this is real life

Droid parts are looking great!

Excreting liquid gold is a good defense mechanism against predation. 😂

I've forever been gobsmacked that ants ranch aphids for their honeydew.

I only just learned that aphids poo out super sweet honeydew regardless. Who tamed who??

Ohhh I forgot about the heat too. Yepppp 💸

Legitimately asking, is bicycling getting any more popular in LA? I tried it for a while.

Maybe we're simply Nerds

This is what my friends and I look like honestly

Maybe we're simply Nerds

This is what my friends and I look like honestly

There's no accurate name for us yet.

The culmination of my studies of neurodivergence and gender is this:

I can identify my people instantly and effortlessly, and the overculture still can't decide whether we exist.

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True humor is the greatest humanizing equalizing force. High brow laughter is my arch nemesis and I will defeat it

Duchenne laughter is involuntary laughter caused by humor.

Non-Duchenne laughter is caused by stage plays and humorists.