My kitchen is so full of baby flies that yesterday I ended up killing one while doing the dishes without even noticing it beforehand lol

The 🫂 emoji

Wish I didn't feel such envy when daydreaming sometimes

a man with a beard wearing headphones and a blue hoodie . Alt: CaseOh getting blinded in white light

POV: My monitor when I'm playing TF2

to CREATE is to CONNECT

Sure :3

I'm pretty sure my D drive just died lmao

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Oomfs can y'all please tell me your birthday date so I can add them to my calendar? Thanks :3

I couldn't help myself

I wish boyfriends were real

Who else has baseball fever? Get in the swing of the season with this starter pack for following the minor leagues bsky.app/profile/jenr...

a happy birthday greeting card with a cat and cake Alt: a happy birthday greeting card with a cat and cake

@green-the-protogen.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!!!

I'm ngl I think he made a 🏳️‍🌈 reference lol

come on man.

Not really but honestly the main thing I need rn is to get rid of my insomnia, plus the finger biting is normal for me and only happens when I get really stressed for a long period of time, I must have gotten it from my mom since she bites her nails which is kinda similar

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

My subconscious must be stressed as fuck for me to be tearing the skin off my finger this much

I swear that Bsky feels less political after the DDOS attack

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It's so fucked up how YouTube Music got rid of their Radio mixes recently

The FBI couldn't torture this screenshot out of me

A brown bunny lies flat on a soft pink blanket. A TV in the background displays a sports scene.

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

Bruh you're like always bored lmao, I recommend you buy some games or something idk :3

Blueberry buns cleaned up~

Sport matches on TV after 20:00 should be illegal like bruh let me destress a little bit before bed fml