Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

“Here’s what losing four games in a row taught me about B2B sales”

Still, not all bad news.

Expectations adjusted. Playoffs innit.

Well at least we didn't lose?

That linesman is a fucking Millwall fan

Trump would go on tv and say "a lot of people, cowardly people, are saying we shouldn't accept this beautiful gift" and Fox News would run a poll that shows 75% of their viewers back bringing it in

You could 100% defeat the current American military with the Trojan Horse trick. You could even just announce you were going to do it. You could hang a sign on the horse saying "enemy troops inside, woke libs wouldn't dare bring it past the gates"

Defeating the might of the American military by sneezing in an envelope and posting it to the barracks

we all know I have no life, so:

Death
Roman Reigns winning
Saints losing to Bristol City

I very nearly intervened and did it myself, but I didn't really like him

When I was in sixth form one of my non-smoking classmates agreed to buy fags for some kids, and watching him try to navigate the transaction with the cashier was one of the most embarrassing things I ever witnessed

It is the year 2048. Your 40 year old mate is having to stand outside the offy asking passing 41-year-olds to get them 20 B&H

Not knowing what the worst people in the world were thinking every fucking day

I always enjoy when Backerkit says it's found a better address for me than the one I picked, and it's just my regular address but in all caps. It's like buying stuff from the Beastie Boys

Hearing that Keir Starmer is going to reveal this week that he's been taking advice from Pat McAfee

"The sequel only makes sense if you've seen the extended directors assembly final unrated version of the original" is a scam I thought we'd left behind

Footage so critical that it couldn't be told in flashback during the new movie, or have been dropped into one of the 800 hours of tv and film released since. They just HAD to re-release Endgame. There was no other way.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Something something Enid Blyton

"Machine travels quicker than person" shock

Absolutely astonished to learn that Pat McAfee is younger than me

Sigh

Disgraceful scenes. I think the ref should send off the entire Man City side so they're suspended for the FA Cup semi final. It's only fair.

(I originally wanted to do this about the Mortal Kombat II movie, but fair play there tbh)

They are calling the movie Street Fighter, yet most of the characters are clearly from Street Fighter II, some of them are even from Super Street Fighter II, Super Street Fighter II Turbo, and Street Fighter Alpha

I meant did you want any dips or anything

Watched The Drama. It is accurately titled.