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was looking up tennis coaches and one person had in their profile “I don’t teach total beginners”.

He really said get somebody else to do it. 🤭

I don’t enjoy feeling like I’m being lied to

Wey U Chow

“I’m feeling sexy
I wanna hear you say my name, boy”

Me already leaving the function:

actually, let me feel it all. it’s for me.
(and the poetry…)

The Mango Truth 🥭

God, this if this is meant to hurt me please surround me with so much comfort that it softens the blow.

thank you for this 🙏🏾🫶🏾

Temporary Ghost

walking in the mist
Sade 🎧

siri lowkey always gotta have the last word

a woman named adele sits in a stadium watching a game ALT: a woman named adele sits in a stadium watching a game

If there’s a whole lot of yelling/noise, I tune/zone out.

“Did you catch what was happening?”
No. I didn’t.

Real cash really is girl math.

Thank you! 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

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I think a seasoned tomato makes a good snack. Just keep that in mind when you’re recommending/suggesting things to me.

thank you 🙏🏾

This Black Man

my heart was heavy today

I don’t know if I want steak or salmon for dinner tonight.

kiss it better playing in the background and writing a poem

Allergies won’t let me be great!

a woman is holding a tablet in her hands and smiling . ALT: a woman is holding a tablet in her hands and smiling .

I tried flirting for fun. I think I’m getting the hang of it. You just gotta have a cocktail and giggle your way through.

I really wish I could have shellfish. I wanna crack some legs.

Fleabag relaunch with a whole new angle/ storyline but it’s Tracee Ellis Ross…
Then Michaela Coel…
Then Tyler James Williams…

nobody:
Me: SCHAMMMAYYYY

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The Other Tower Of Babel