Holy fuckwaffles.

Secretary of War Pete Hegs... • © • 39m The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

General George Washington required Continental Army soldiers be inoculated for smallpox. We would not have won independence if he hadn’t.

You dumb chucklefuck.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

CNN Thinks They Know Why Trump Started Attacking Pope Leo—And Yep, That Certainly Tracks

The "pick me!" POTUS. 🙄

Sorry, you’re telling me that something that doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t have lactic acid build up, doesn’t need adequate hydration or electrolytes, doesn’t need to pee, and doesn’t get tired is only 6 minutes faster than humans?

you’ve fucked up a perfectly good Roomba.

> The controversy associated with the statement “Ada Lovelace was the first computer programmer” reveals more about modern attitudes towards women [than her] achievements. [Her 1843 algorithm] was so advanced, that it was still utilised in record-breaking computation of Bernoulli numbers in 2008.

The Democratic Party wants Black votes, but they don't want Black people.

This tariff-refund portal is about to be America's hottest website Exactly two months after the Supreme Court struck down most of President Trump's tariffs, the U.S. government has set Monday as the day when some companies can begin requesting refunds.

Exactly two months after the Supreme Court struck down most of President Trump's tariffs, the U.S. government has set Monday as the day when some companies can begin requesting refunds. n.pr/4mGExLF

Heh, you just reminded me that one of my favorite stories from our family's lore is that my dad (and his bandmates) once pissed on Billy Joel's lawn together.

graphic with text that says "Most people understand that sanctuary means food, shelter, and vet care, but might not know that it also represents a profound ethical and philosophical comittment to animal well-being that goes far beyond those basics. We do take the best possible care of our residents’ everyday physical, social, and emotional needs, but also work to bring humane education to the world. We seek to spread compassion for all the animal victims of the agricultural industry. Sanctuary is not just a building or a piece of property, it is a blueprint for a kinder world."

Sanctuary means more than just food, water, and shelter. It's a profound commitment to the wellbeing of ALL farmed animals, not just the ones inside of our barns and coops. Thank you for supporting our vision of a kinder world. 💕

Mamdani scratches that same sweet itch as Ted Lasso. The fantasy of an adult man alive in 2026 a) caring and b) not being a dick. Pure sci-fi.

I played this on my Mac (version 1) when Regan was President and the Soviet Union still existed. 😬

This app has been around a looooong time.

Even before they were called apps

Huh. You can have all my beef if I can have all your lamb.

JD Vance is on a historic roll:

He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose.

Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses.

Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably.

Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.

#MAGA…

i'm not exactly sure what "race communism" is but i'm intrigued and would like to give it a try

More and more organizations, publishers, and creators are abandoning legacy platforms that throttle their reach. Bluesky gives them a direct line to their audiences, without suppression or gatekeeping bsky.app/profile/eff....

Reminder that in this house we do not trash other genres of books to support the genre we like the most. One, come on, we're grown ups. Two, the bottom line is people reading and loving books. Three, every writer you know has friends working other genres, don't trash their friends, thanks.

Meme of Moon Knight - taken from Solo Avengers #3 (by Tom DeFalco, Mark Bright, Josef Rubinstein, Ken Feduniewicz and Jack Morelli) Moon Knight walks down stone staircase, cloak flaring. Speech bubble (text not from the comic) - I know you're here, anthropic, you fucking loser. Where's my goddamn money? Text at bottom: "Every author ever"

Sharing this for general and frequent use until the settlement money is paid out.

A piece of clear quartz carved into the familiar six-sided dice shape, each pip filled with red, the other faces visible through the transparent stone.

This roman d6 proves "shiny math rock" has always been preferable to "readable math rock."

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

‘Steven Universe’ spinoff Lars of the Stars is still in development, with no updates to share yet.

“Hopefully soon!”

The use of four GoPros on the Artemis II ensures a statistical likelihood that we will see at least one cyclist being hit.

Heard through the ceiling of my apartment tonight:

(cat wailing)

Person: No!!

(cat wails some more)

Person: You do not want that! Spit it out!

(even louder wailing)

Person: That is a potato! You are an obligate carnivore!!

#ahcats #lifeinapartments

The kid has it figured out.

Wait. Is Edda actually a cat?

Benefits of mindfulness meditation go far beyond relaxation – here’s what it is and how to practice it Facing your own thoughts and sensations, without trying to suppress them, is harder than it may seem. But learning to do it can boost your mental health.

CMU research shows that training acceptance through mindfulness meditation can substantially improve your emotional well-being.

CMU psychological scientists J. David Creswell and Yuval Hadash study mindfulness and how it affects stress.

Learn more about #mindfulness from @theconversation.com:

My bone scan basically says a lot of "bilaterally symmetric WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?". Yeah, my joints suck.

They Pay $34 for Burgers. Should Their Child Care Be Free?

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard?

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

When you say "you executed", that's exactly it. Execution is the hard part. The idea was a good one, but all the work was in the years of execution. To this day, I hate "idea men".

Well, hate is perhaps too strong... I suppose I have pitying contempt for 'em.