Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development when she said “You let him go in the sun?!” but it’s edited so she’s saying “You let them go behind the moon?!”

I doubt anyone cares much whether or not democrats shun Hasan what I think people care about is why the hell, in this moment in time, would that be anywhere near the top of any democrat’s list of priorities

i think pretty much constantly about the scene in seven samurai where the villagers are eating millet because they need to save the beautiful delicious white rice for the samurai they want to hire. then i eat white rice and i feel like a king and i also feel a very great and deep sadness

the picture of the stuffed animal sticking out of the glove compartment just inches away from the blood spattered dashboard is gonna be one of those images that haunts me forever. even when your whole job is looking at the horrors on purpose and you get good at forgetting, some things are seared in.

a picture of wine being poured into a glass, in a vineyard. subtitle: "This wine is blue"

three wineglasses filled with blue wine subtitle: It's called Gik

im learning more every day

torontogically speaking

Baseball is an evil game

devastating

HAHAHAHA we’re doing everything let’s gooooooo

Trump won’t stop posting about the bathroom!

why did this make me wheeze out loud

alejandro kirk is so good built

baseball is like a little boardgame mixed with a card game where every guy has his own little powers. and batting determines how many spots each piece moves around. And then there’s also lore and human drama. And I can’t believe it took me so long to get into

I thought the Blue Jays would be emotionally spent and the Dodgers would be charged up after such an intense war of attrition& losing a key guy last night but respect to the Blue Jays they have demonstrated championship level mental toughness tonight

the year is 2066. the dodgers and blue jays are in their 8692nd inning of the 2025 world series, game 3

I’m Kirking off rn

they say there was a time before the Game, once.

The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.

they just have all these guys casually throwing 101 and 102 laying around likeeeee

the stadium stopped selling alcohol seven innings ago. everyone at this game is sober now

baseball is a great game to watch if you hate feeling peace

10,000 people in one stadium trying to pee during the same commercial break

i want to throw up

What a game, I absolutely hate it

Ernie Clement says whenever George Springer gets booed, Ernie joins along and boos him as well.

lol 🙏

really seemed like a ball call

he is mvp of my heart fr!!!! What a lil workhorse he’s so amazing

I want Alejandro Kirk to be World Series MVP so badly

Can you imagine if Max Scherzer was pitching and had to wait for the Jonas Brothers concert?