eating the most delicious pizza napoletana, sipping on a little cappuccino, listening to spotify's most disgusting metalcore breakdowns playlist and openly weeping in front of my loved ones

brother I'm in your yard summoning gods your court hasn't even heard of

the first two jackass movies raised me better than my parents did

ive developed opinions on battle rappers with less than 6k twitter followers since Wednesday

Cuoamtanomo bay

bring trent on, it'll be a laugh

Real Madrid? More like Real stupid club for little babies

Nelly could theorise the relationship between energy and mass but Einstein couldn't write Ride Wit Me

the entirety of MBDTF but then Ellie Goulding hasn't become a nazi so swings and roundabouts

getting my friends to empty out their hip flasks at the end of a wedding like a reverse david schwimmer in band of brothers

the 0-7 jets beat the bengals and the only fuckin person I could chat shit to is looking down at me and laughing

the guy in Red Dragon:

NFL commentators saying "we have no idea what the injury could be" after a player's left temple got slammed into the ground is a perfect example of "the purpose of a system is what it does"

in the booth at the club kicking my legs like a child on a ferris wheel

im not actually tropical i just enjoy pina coladas and the cannibals are wildly misinformed

this is how cannibals see me

Ekitike, what are you doing bbe

this is NOT how you beat fascism *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh.

Sky news saying "1 shot, 1 victim" lmao KD 1:0 let's fuckin go

no kirk at pride

sick of the platitudes, are there any outlets partying? 🥳

I never thought the leopards would shoot MY neck

its not often we get to say "womp womp" is it

"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words

Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.