Nelly, sslyby, the urge, the get up kids. Checkmate

Because space was the only place he could aim the damn football

Nice.

As to when I'll be back. Might be moving here in a year? We'll see.

Lamar ave

@kurttttt.bsky.social where should I eat dinner in Overland Park? Want to join me? This is a$dtg2

A color portrait of basketball legend and Celtics star, Larry Bird. Phil at Totem Graphics shudders at the sight of this image. Whoever worked on it should be fired, he thinks. The void of a mouth. The strange skin tones. And the abomination that is the hair. Look at those lines, the carelessness of it all. Phil is, frankly, disgusted. He had expected more from his fellow clipart artists.

BIRD_L1.BMF

yeah, but it will make great kids furniture because it’s robust, and you won’t feel bad when they do get a little too rough with it

fir isn’t that soft lol, hardwood/softwood isn't a great thing to go buy. My woodworking workbench is fir, balsa wood is hardwood technically.

Really the ideal Tennessee mascot

I once had a "founder of a business consultancy" tell me "it's not about b2b or b2c. It's about h2h, human to human"

Stone temp owl pilots

I wonder if I can still fly a helicopter in desert combat

I get the same symptoms, sitting in dark rooms helps me, that's all I've found, though

I've met many East coasters. I'd pack a wagon, too!

His liver is straight dead

the show is NOT about what if the soviets beat the US to the moon. It's about what if everyone in every space program was as insane as that astronaut who tried to hunt down her husband's affair partner in diapers.

They put you in charge?

Didn't you have to pull the battery to put the game in?

I swear on my owners sardines!

*Statue wearing high heels CCR voice*

"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.

When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.

I live in their neighborhood

Where's foghat

Happy ny

St Louis Pizza, yeah buddy

I was on hold the other day and the music switched between "in the hall of the mountain King" and a generic smooth jazz song. 10/10