That's fightin' talk
Posts by Rupert
She's not that kind of girl
HIYA!
I craftily avoid being tricked into joining amazon prime by simply buying my magnesium GLYCINATE from alternative retailers.
Either there or in front of the telly
YOU installed a bidet? In your own home? Which room?
This suggests an unusual method of use...
Very clever stuff
A vote for Brexit is a vote for a man who doesn't understand how capos work PHOTO OF BORIS MAKING A CHORD SHAPE BELOW THE CAPO, WHERE IT WON'T DO ANYTHING
It was a good tweet
I've got a waterflosser. Amazing.
Big wank
Just a bit of dampness. Keeps it clean!
Good stuff. I like those textile straps. Very comfy.
No manger in a stable either? Shoddy.
Need pilgrim's all-bran
New strap? How's that working out?
Is that Bwian?
BRILLIANT!
Amazing
PAMPLONA
An adorable raccoon.
Juliette has got dog turds for brains #MAFSAU
Did you pinch that from us?!
(Moon is just a slither but it's managed to be overexposed 🙄)
90s rave light show? Awesome!
Oh you're going to have to write these up! Blimey!
WHY??? Oh my god. My bedroom has to be dark as a cave
That sounds strangely rude 😬
I know what you mean about a gradual awakening though... Bloody hell
Absolute nightmare, tbh!! Can't you get one of those nice gentle light ones that get brighter? No awful noise needed!
Sir, are you trying to seduce me?!
Oh my god I wish I was there!! 😭😭