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Posts by Rupert

That's fightin' talk

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She's not that kind of girl

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HIYA!

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I craftily avoid being tricked into joining amazon prime by simply buying my magnesium GLYCINATE from alternative retailers.

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Either there or in front of the telly

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YOU installed a bidet? In your own home? Which room?

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This suggests an unusual method of use...

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Very clever stuff

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A vote for Brexit is a vote for a man who doesn't understand how capos work

PHOTO OF BORIS MAKING A CHORD SHAPE BELOW THE CAPO, WHERE IT WON'T DO ANYTHING

A vote for Brexit is a vote for a man who doesn't understand how capos work PHOTO OF BORIS MAKING A CHORD SHAPE BELOW THE CAPO, WHERE IT WON'T DO ANYTHING

It was a good tweet

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I've got a waterflosser. Amazing.

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Big wank

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Just a bit of dampness. Keeps it clean!

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Good stuff. I like those textile straps. Very comfy.

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No manger in a stable either? Shoddy.

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Need pilgrim's all-bran

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New strap? How's that working out?

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Is that Bwian?

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BRILLIANT!

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Amazing

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PAMPLONA

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An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

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Juliette has got dog turds for brains #MAFSAU

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Did you pinch that from us?!

(Moon is just a slither but it's managed to be overexposed 🙄)

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90s rave light show? Awesome!

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Oh you're going to have to write these up! Blimey!

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WHY??? Oh my god. My bedroom has to be dark as a cave

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That sounds strangely rude 😬

I know what you mean about a gradual awakening though... Bloody hell

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Absolute nightmare, tbh!! Can't you get one of those nice gentle light ones that get brighter? No awful noise needed!

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Sir, are you trying to seduce me?!

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Oh my god I wish I was there!! 😭😭

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