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Posts by Doug Thorburn

AI : Learners :: NPC : Gamers

1 hour ago 0 0 0 0

As a human designed to have sex with other humans, I agree to recognize when other humans utilize sex to lure my attention.

As a human with a brain, I also recognize when celebs (male or female) use sex to make $$.

I also recognize that in the 80s-90s, nobody was more self-sexualized than Madonna.

11 hours ago 0 0 1 0
Kyle’s mom from South Park says, “I’ve got a great game for you! It’s called ookie mouth.”

Kyle’s mom from South Park says, “I’ve got a great game for you! It’s called ookie mouth.”

…because the vaccines will…. make them autistic?

Even using the incredibly low bar of intelligence reserved for MAGAts, this is laughable.

So US soldiers will now rely on the “ookie mouth” method?

12 hours ago 0 0 0 0

He’s just admitting that computers are better at evaluating football talent than he or his staff are.

12 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Oh, this comes down to “rights?” 🤔

Ok… what are the rights when someone makes millions of dollars by objectifying themselves, and only made that money because others objectified them, too (which they knew full well at the time)?

12 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Do you deny that she sold her sexuality? That it’s part of her image?

Men sell sex, too (Prince, George Michael, etc) but none leveraged it the way Madonna did.

Or did I miss the SNL skit where Wayne plays “Truth or Dare” w/ Trent Reznor? Or when Trent made out w/ Justin Bieber at the MTV VMA’s?

12 hours ago 0 0 1 0

“We” aren’t choosing the latter… those who have vested intere$t are spending a lot of $$ to force the latter upon us.

Those with the most $$ have the most power over us (and our “representatives”), and they decided long ago that $$ >>> humans

13 hours ago 0 0 0 0

What’s her fault again?
I’m not blaming her for anything.

You sound like you just want to be mad at something - so go ahead and be mad at me, if it makes you feel better. I’m anonymous and don’t care about you = the perfect foil.

Maybe those around you will have a better day if you vent online.

13 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Um, she made the rules.

She chose - and I’m pretty sure she’s happy with her choice.

She sold sex (apologies if you’re unaware) - she literally sold a book titled, “Sex.”

…I’m not offended at all - teenage me was quite drawn to it, in fact.

It’s just funny that folks are ignoring the obvious.

14 hours ago 0 0 1 0
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So “out of touch” is the new word for lie?

Cool… well, I might be out of touch, but I’ll definitely keep voting for Reps who get easily bamboozled by charlatans

14 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Counterpoints:

*selling her sexuality is largely what made Madonna famous.

(remember her book? Her multiple MTV VMA shenanigans? —>All sex-driven)

*Selling his sexuality is not what made Trent Reznor famous.

*Age 67 is not widely considered “sexy”

14 hours ago 0 0 2 0

Yes, the ones that voted for him did.

We’re talking about a Lowest-Common-Denominator person appealing to the least-intelligent 1/3 of the country.

He played the victim for a bunch of wannabe victims.

& He was so annoying that another 1/3 of the country rolled their eyes and sat out the election

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Ernie Coach” Pantuso stands behind the bar at Cheers, where he was a bartender after his baseball playing career

Ernie Coach” Pantuso stands behind the bar at Cheers, where he was a bartender after his baseball playing career

The current record is held by Ernie “Coach” Pantuso, who set the record from July 21st-27th, 1964

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Monterey Park becomes the first city in California to ban "all data centers within city limits" Residents of the small enclave east of LA not only killed their city's proposed 250,000 square foot data center, they pushed city council to ban them altogether

The "public comments at the hearing before the vote left little doubt that Monterey Park residents overwhelmingly disdained not only the prospect of a massive, noisy, and polluting infrastructure project being erected in their backyards, but who that project would benefit, at their expense.”

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American MAGAt:
“Russia’s the good guy! We side with them!”

Russia then goes and executes the worst nightmare of American MAGAts: forcefully confiscating licensed guns

At this point, most educated folks ask, “are we the baddies?”

For MAGAts, tho, cue the replies of “see? Libtards ARE communists!”

1 day ago 4 0 0 1

That, and the media obscures everything that might be bad for him, and he controls the media.

He doesn’t care about dead kids, so that’s bad for him, so media companies are under orders to cover it up.

“Covering up crimes involving kids” will define the Tchump name for generations.

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Bad Seinfeld GIF Alt: Lawyer Jackie Chiles says, “It’s an infringement on our constitutional rights! It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous!”

I know a lawyer who will gladly take the case

1 day ago 2 0 0 0
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Wait… so you and your friends used to beat (*checks notes*) … sandwiches… with hammers?

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

By letting him steal their money, by letting him destroy their lives and their country, by letting him avoid all accountability, and by letting him shit all over everything (literally and figuratively)

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In a nutshell. 😊

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1 day ago 1 0 0 0

He’s probably one of those guys who saw “Fight Club” in the theaters and thought, “Dude, we should start our own Fight club!”

2 days ago 96 0 2 0

Fair, and thanks for the reply.

I honestly apologize for narcissism - the USA is like a room full of mirrors, and sometimes we have a tough time looking outside

2 days ago 22 0 2 0
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a man in a suit and tie is asking if he is ron burgundy Alt: a man in a suit and tie is asking if he is ron burgundy

They are just reading what’s on the teleprompter, devoid of any thought… think Ron Bergundy.

As annoying as that is, the true villains are the mf’s who write the scripts and put these chodes on TV screens all over the world.

2 days ago 0 0 0 0

I’m not a member of a political party because they defy logic.

Until a political party is allowed to be legit “pro-life” - ie anti-guns + anti-abortion - I can’t take them seriously.

A “Pro-death” party - aka the RFK Jr model - wouldn’t get my vote, but at least it would be logically consistent.

2 days ago 0 0 1 0
Scrubs Owning Your Burdens Is Half the Battle
Scrubs Owning Your Burdens Is Half the Battle YouTube video by Jeff Beck

(PPMS here) I’ve been going through a dark patch lately, and tho it might be silly, there was an old episode/scene from Scrubs that helped: youtu.be/7kfLdwL1t98?...

Michael J. Fox plays a Dr w/ OCD, + the actor was also dealing with Parkinson’s at the time.

$$ line: “We all have our own burdens”

3 days ago 4 0 0 0

Some right-wing lunkhead’s gravest nightmare just came true

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Screenshotted excerpt from linked article reading as follows:

"In public, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. has cultivated a reputation for care and caution. The papers reveal a different side of him. At a critical moment for the country and the court, the papers show, he acted as a bulldozer in pushing to stop Mr. Obama’s plan to address the global climate crisis.

When colleagues warned the chief justice that he was proposing an unprecedented move, he was dismissive. “I recognize that the posture of this stay request is not typical,” he wrote. But he argued that the Obama plan, which aimed to regulate coal-fired plants, was “the most expensive regulation ever imposed on the power sector,” and too big, costly and consequential for the court not to act immediately."

Screenshotted excerpt from linked article reading as follows: "In public, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. has cultivated a reputation for care and caution. The papers reveal a different side of him. At a critical moment for the country and the court, the papers show, he acted as a bulldozer in pushing to stop Mr. Obama’s plan to address the global climate crisis. When colleagues warned the chief justice that he was proposing an unprecedented move, he was dismissive. “I recognize that the posture of this stay request is not typical,” he wrote. But he argued that the Obama plan, which aimed to regulate coal-fired plants, was “the most expensive regulation ever imposed on the power sector,” and too big, costly and consequential for the court not to act immediately."

OOP

New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!'

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

3 days ago 9548 3213 499 377

The Die Hard guy would get picked 3rd in Dodgeball, then go hide behind the bleachers once the whistle blew.

Kushner would get picked last, then go look for a 2nd spot behind the bleachers

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