you're right and i want one

Had a dream last night that there was a new piece of technology called the "Simpsons Phone" and you could use it to call and text characters from the Simpsons and nobody else. This is what it looked like

Kodama - A Knight At The Princess Academy (2010)
Found this yesterday. Fucking incredible lo-fi screamo from Edmonton. Self released CD-r, before they changed their name to Kodama. Genuinely blown away. Give this a listen right now, insanely good

at church and the preacher won't stop talking about his pronouns. we get it dude, you're giving sir/men

thank you charlie kaufman very cool

Rewatched Eternal Sunshine and I don't think I ever noticed Joel was drawing furry porn when he shamefully flashes back to being a teenager. Insane detail to have included in 2004.

who the hell is drawing kevin spencer on venue walls. I just want to talk.

i'd be using apps and watching slop and shit. and i'd be good at it too

I was born in the wrong generation. Not in the sense I think I should have been earlier, but in the sense I would have excelled at being an iPad baby

Nah man, I'll be fine. I'm bringing my knife to this fight. What kind of weapon could the other guys possibly have?

ughhhh i'm a foid

heard a rumor the tortoise alledgedly fucked the rabbits mom after the race

pretty viscous whatever it is. not sure it's safe to open, not sure it's properly sealed. does anyone know **n **m's address

found a jar of yellow stuff in the back of a cupboard that I don't really use. probably been there for years. could be okay. might be a biohazard. idk. if you want some hmu

a cup of coffee isn't breakfast but 4 cups of coffee is

"geese is a plant"
close! animal

ninja wife sex party

"20"

Green Day album ranking based on if the cover looks like homestuck fanart

he thinks he missed the train to venus
he's out back jerking penis

Chudbury, Ontario

i'm watching incel looney tunes chud bunny keeps fucking with elmer foid

getting one of these but for Mid Intelligence Life Form

hi

got doordash

if you still don't get it, the joke is that this style of music may instill sexual desires upon oneself. or maybe not, everyone is different

for those who don't know what "s/o" means, it's shorthand for "significant other. "cream" here is also a reference to seminal fluid. "screamo" is bands like metallica where the guys yell. hope this all makes sense. think about it.

it's called "screamo" because listening to it makes you want to "cream" in your "s/o"

*hearing about Gorillaz for the first time* oh so they're like Your Favourite Martian