I tried hrt once, gotta say not my cup of tea.

How can he owe you money? What did he buy?

Who the fuck is in second?

How am i supposed to compete in your heart against buck bumble…

(Is totally fucking blitzed.)

They call it a WEAK day cause it makes us weak, and they call it a WEAK end because the weakness leaves our bodies.

(Now he’s on his knees???)

Heh i knew it.~

(Getting up on his feet.)

(On the floor.)

Hey gorgeous, you like looking down on guys don’t you.~

(Slicking feathers back.)

Heh, hey good lookin.~

(Immediately falls on the floor after saying that.)

God they’re so hot they make me wanna bang my head against the wall until i bleed.

I guess you’re not feeling fly like a g6.

Who up getting slizard in the big 3x?

Im not kidding btw,

Geno huh, sounds like a mall pizza restaurant.

//PRONOUNCE WHAT THE FUCK AUTOCORRECT

I mean, it would be helpful, i’m not exactly sure how i’m supposed to promulgate it.

Could you translate it into English please?

Did that puppet fucker speak in wingdings?!

That’s cool to know.

{{ full icon for here too its kerdly ship art (art by coralcuddles)

She’s definitely top 5, you’re still the gayest person i know.

Yes, very much so.

You are the gayest person i know, you’re good.

Homo flaccidus

Humans that choose to be homophobic when their species is literally called homo erectus.

Suppose i deserved that.

(Flinching back from the punch, he was bluffing so hard.)

Honestly i’d rather you punch me honestly.

Wait are you gonna kiss me or punch me in the face?

Not really, enlighten me.