I reveal that I have job A, and suddenly everyone wants to know if I have job Z.

The answer is no. I cannot help you.

I cannot, and more importantly will not, prioritize tasks that pay me less than $1k. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. There’s too much on the line for me to be giving the same energy to $100 tasks that I do to $3k tasks.

Sorry, not sorry.

Btw this is a fully nude set on OF 💁🏼‍♀️

It’s Easterween in this household.

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Unfortunately, I am only human.

My phone is so full I can’t even get new texts

I still model from time to time

I’ve eaten so many Peeps today so that you people can have content 😭

They never stood a chance

So glad I deviated from my plan to be an astronaut bc if I had to do that job in this version of the world, I’d lose it

It’s my Las Vegas anniversary. I regret nothing.

📸 LaFey Photo

Queued up a week of content in the most lazy and sloppy way possible and it still took 2 days. I am tired. I hate the internet.

I am purposefully hard to get ahold of for strangers. If I don’t answer your OF message fast enough, if I never answer IG DMs, it is bc I choose not to.

Bc I am not endlessly available to you. I never will be, and I have every right not to be.

Hope this helps 🖖🏻

More shoots like this plz
W/ @cherenoble.bsky.social
#boudoir

I was very careful and intentional in my wording when I made the announcement that I don’t plan on taking many feature bookings this year, and will likely take none in 2027, and yet almost daily someone tells me they have to get to a burlesque show before I retire “like I said I was going to” 😒

Back to the OF “grind,” so to speak

Remember how Jimmy Choo originated the red bottom, but then Louboutin copyrighted it? I certainly do.

Passion has escaped me

The most handsome criminal

Love seeing my prop inspire people from the other side of the globe

It’s becoming increasingly obvious that my entire sexuality is a result of watching The Vampire Chronicles movies at a very young age

Watching Louis Theroux silently crush these Manosphere morons and give them the platform to absolutely decimate their own images was exactly what I needed today.

Such weak, simple, little men.

My flights were delayed 4+hrs, I was rebooked on another bc I would miss my connection. The new flight was 4+ hours delayed also, & midair I was automatically rebooked to a 5:30AM one bc I would miss the new connection, but now that one is also delayed and I could have made it. I hate it here.

If the Catholics are right, Purgatory is an airport terminal

Every time someone dies, even people who did not know them, just of them, start posting about them and I think it’s weird af. Sure offer a word of condolence to those you know who truly lost this person, but stop making someone’s death about you?

Headed to Animate! Raleigh today

Booth:

Friday 5:30-7:30
Saturday 2:30-4:45
Sunday 1:00-2:45

Panels:

Fandom Feud
Friday @ 6:30

This Could Be Us, But...
Saturday @ 3:00

Topless selfies available in the Deep Space Boutique!

I cannot stress enough how much I do not identify with the West Coast approach to life

Why did the key lime pie look like that in NBK?

I’ve emotionally moved on from social media.

I’m being personally victimized by Selkie’s new line

Where we started, and where it went.

Goodbye, New Orleans. Turns out all I had to do to enjoy Mardi Gras was to move away. I came, I saw, I made a boatload of tourist money, and even got to be a part of the party for a change, not just the entertainment for it.

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