Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

its miles in transit isnt it

who needs ai to make up statistics when you can just ask a zionist to fact check instead?

It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:

the ingredience for mustard gas

mb (motherboard)

i didn't finish lunatic+ classic in awakening because it's a good game, i did it because im mentally ill and formed a deep yearning attachment to chrom (despite being a lesbian)

but in a big achievement, none of the incest is with your students

three hours of sleep immediately into a 7 hour shift. not hungover, nor very tired. in my element. flourishing.

hsts trapped in the body of an agp

a pile of snow shaped like a couch with a towel over it. there's a half eaten apple dug into the snow.

new dog bed

this is one of the few videos that permanently lives in my brain against all odds and the test of time, and i have to share it

im sorry for talking about astral projection after we got really high and while we were walking to the 7/11. it won't happen again.

the new viral discourse for 2026 should be can you name 100 Black people

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you may think that italians weren't considered white because whiteness is a made-up goalpost for the purpose of white supremacy, and it was never only about skin color; in reality, people thought italians weren't white because they know how to make good food.

smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me

is new york communist utopia yet

oh, him? his name is gas leak jr. truly a shame, what happened to his father...

i wander this empty husk-planet, through dunes of ash, and monuments to waste, with rust on my skin. searching for the last 7/11. only dr pepper can relieve my mouth of the sand filling it.

wjere did you go my radiant knight.... whose armor gleams as the setting sun ... i neeeed you... i don't want to get out of bed for a glass of water ):

you need to keep that fucking thing on a leash *gesturing at the tormented spirit behind you*

get fucked up and stumble home in the snow

I SMUGGLE MOLD ACROSS STATE LINES

the weather today is so... clocky

men will say they support women's interests and then refuse to let me beat them up

lactose dni

achieving "absolute victory"over my own body by drinking a gallon of milk (i am lactose intolerant)

pro tip: save your bong water after use to achieve no goal in particular