I love using the illusion of control by providing a meaningless choice

I've never read Art of the deal, but I'm assuming it boils down to:
Bully
Insult
Threaten
Complain
Hate-post

Four months
The DOJ is in violation of the law

Trump and the IRS are in talks to resolve his $10 billion lawsuit over leaked tax records The president's lawsuit, filed this year, alleges that the IRS failed to take the necessary steps to prevent the unautho

Billions in foreign real estate deals while serving as head of state.

Billions in crypto deals while gutting regulation of the industry.

Suing his own government and negotiating a settlement funded by the taxpayers.

We're so numb to Trump grifting off the presidency that hardly anyone notices.

I personally love the ones that tag me and flag it as urgent foe something that could've been an email

At least be friendly and add a (wave)

INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest weakness

ME: i don’t know the technical term for pee pee

INTERVIEWER: urine

ME: great when do i start

Did you tell him you'd be there with bells on?

Honey I Shrunk the Grandkids.

Would watch.

Oh for the love of god

My buddy Edgar says he's growing this righteous hybrid strain called Amontillado in his basement, he wants me to come over and check it out

All I’m saying is if I was going to write a book about a boy who never grew up, I wouldn’t have called him Peter Pan. I would’ve named him Constanteen.

‘Melania despises Trump’: Ex-Trump backer makes stunning claim in battle with president - PennLive.com

Girl same

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat

On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat

If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

I can't be the only one that hears "Hormuz" and has a mental image of a hucow prostitute.

Why just play on words when you can party on them?

I discovered my husband's been working for the mob, and he told me I need to get my affairs in order.
So i said, "well there was Jimmy, your boss Tony, his wife Marla, Vinny, your cousin Sal..."

I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof
Would leave me empty inside
Eve:6

Not trying to foment a moral panic but people should make sure they know what they’re getting into.

More like Krash Patel amirite?

Has anyone said this yet?

We weren't so lucky. I had to pay for about 30 cubic yards of very moist debris removal. On the plus side, insurance covered a new roof.

Same here. Hope your roof stays on and the water stays out.

There's a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

Screen grab from weather.com for milwaukee Severe thunderstorm warning, tornado warning, dense fog, flooding, and marine warnings. All at once.

All the weather!

I'm gonna call it now. If we get into a ground war, the administration is going to announce a number of AWOL or deserting troops to cover up casualty numbers.

The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that the US Postal Service can't be sued for intentionally withholding and not delivering a person's mail, for any reason!
So, if the USPS just decides not to deliver your absentee ballot because you're a suspected democrat, you have no recourse.

"That rug really tied the room together" Dude 4:20

As a disabled person, my SSI payments are less than $1K a month.

Not a typo. I live on less than $12K a year

Not allowed any income, savings, gofundmes, nada

No one cares about people once disabled

Everyone will become disabled at some point, whether temporarlily or permanently

It’s brutal

Law and Order: Senior Victim Unit?