Hey DJ, Play “gasolina” at this Chabad function

Dang they un-banger-ed the white lotus theme song for s3

If republicans aren’t talking about crime what are they talking about

Preach pepsi

“Emilia Pérez” is the movie equivalent of giving a rich dude a chance to draw a picture and he hands you back a stick figure drawing, and everyone around you thinks it’s the greatest work of art since the Mona Lisa

Pro of today: Eagles in Super Bowl!
Con of today: Chiefs in Super Bowl 😭

The Brutalist commentary from the people sitting behind us: “where’s the vision? What’s going to happen?” Lmao he’s gonna build a building like what

Bro can you snap a pic of me and my girl in front of the gate assignment screens at JFK?

We’re so adventurous

Everyone comes to my Bluesky for my movie reviews, so here’s my review of “A Simple Favor” (2018): it’s as if a really uncool person tried to write a movie about cool people

Vibes in 2025: walking with my hand out like Nosferatu

Egg bagel sandwich

@rebfudge.bsky.social just called me “fishy on the inside” help????

Wow you really liked this movie huh

Heartbreaking 😭😭😭

Hey siri, find me a Groupon to go to a Soviet era sauna infused with radon (yummy) in Tajikistan

I don't know that I've ever heard a better idea than bagels.

What about Emma Roberts, who made possibly one of the worst films I’ve ever seen (the holidate)?

Are people talking about Tashkent?? Seems neat

Back at it again with the #minimetro content!!!! Today’s city: Tashkent

Why do you think Santa Claus chose the pole with bears and not the one with penguins?

Just watched “The Holidate” (2020). @netflix.com can I have 1.75 hrs of my one precious life back?

RFK Jr hates to see me coming

My breakfast of champions, courtesy of my break room: a Diet Coke and a lollipop

My new daily game realbirdfakebird.com

Pronouncing “bichon frise” like “bitchin freeze” from now on

Don’t text, starting the GOMAD diet tomorrow (Gallon Of Milk A Day)

The friendship you have with your local pub trivia host is immutable, love you Alex

Hey Marcia are you walking alone because you’re a fucking loser?

Some quotes from Kieran Culkin with no context from “A Real Pain”:
-“Grandma slapped me once.”
-“Blork!”
-“That’s a tall building.”

Fabulous movie, no notes.

What’s everyone’s college DJ name? I would be DJ Acorn