New Madonna so good

Silencing queer voices smh

Straight bar just played 4 Harry Styles songs in a row

Put up my Christmas wreath and then my next door neighbor put up the same wreath

If I keep making soup I can summon Autumn

Got a new water feature in my apartment 😍 (roof is leaking)

Kimmel to Trump (hopefully)

Any day that I get to use my handheld immersion blender is a good day

Botanic Garden Day 🌺🌿

So now that it’s confirmed that none of the messages on the bullets were pro-trans, maybe we should have a national conversation about how multiple newspapers repeated a lie about us on their front pages hours after doubts had already been cast over it?

Launching my media empire by starting a podcast where I recap and then provide a “where are they now”-style update on every episode of Four Weddings

Steal away 🫶

Combatting Sunday scaries by picturing something I can look forward to and the best I can come up with is I have a new Nespresso pod to try

Joan Didion in the LGBTQ section is absolutely inspired. We tell ourselves stories in order to slay, mawma!

lmao did you seriously let time cast a spell on you but you still won’t forget me

My Palm Springs house watching WasGate. We got him.

Keep up the #hustle

Have to complete an “upward review” for my boss whose last day is in 4 days

Swallowed a mosquito

My barber just asked me if I’m a Bob Hope fan. How old does he think I am?!

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing

10/10 post from Martha

White smoke!

Don’t want to use the term “recession indicator,” but I did just see someone in a Juicy tracksuit

At a 20th anniversary screening of Pride & Prejudice