A faux vintage poster for the Oceanside City Marathon advising "NO CHEETING: MArathon Runners MUST end the race in the same form that they started!" and showing a cute young woman transforming into an anthropomorphic cheetah mid race, shifting over multiple stages from a lightly jogging human with brown hair and tanned skin in a pink track suit to a zooming cheetah with a torn outfit and spotty fur.

When you're in the zone and your vision narrows to a tunnel, it may be tempting to let go and turn into a cheetah. But that's an instant disqualification, so don't do it.
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Art is by @cicakkia.bsky.social, go check them out!
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#TFTuesday #transformation #transfur #cheetah #werecheetah

what the fuck is happening

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

I resent beauty, perfection, and all of its false works. With every fiber of my being, I rebuke it

Ostranauts - Fire in the Hold out now! 🚀🔥 - Steam News Ship to Ship combat, asteroid mining and more!

The Fire in the Hold (0.15) update is now officially live!

store.steampowered.com/news/app/102...

Ship to Ship combat, asteroid mining and more! #gamedev

Terrashoal Pioneer Fleet by DekaWolf A space colony fleet on its way to settle on a new planet․ It would be lonely on a new world without our animal friends‚ so we built large scale ecosystems to bring them with us․

Introducing Terrashoal, a world on the back of a turtle. I made it for the VRChat Space Jam with @lackofbindings.bsky.social and @matrices.bsky.social. Go find it on the Space Jam row in game or with this link!

vrchat.com/home/world/w...

*Marge Voice* Happy weed day, everyone!

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

I bet these sounded awful

Please scan your government ID to power on PlayStation 6, citizen

We sure do love the Switch 2 Hour Battery Life

yea they made it worse, put back cool failed experiment rifle and bump the pulse rifle up into an HL1 tech weapon equivalent slot

Put the OICW back in

And the Gauss Gun

A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”:

Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis.

@theonion.com

Rogue Trooper

Rogue Trooper

Rogue Trooper

Rogue Trooper

First look at Rogue Trooper (no release date yet) by @manmademoon.bsky.social 🔥

Duncan Jones: "It’s a genuinely organic look that came about through an iterative process. We began with storyboards and little videos of me and my editor Barrett Heathcote running around the garden reenacting bits..."

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

oh my god it's nearly 1:1

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

Well this has been an interesting start to star citizen

new bobson dugnutt dropped

A guinea pig toy called a Knot Nibbler

Furry Beavis and Furry Butthead call each other this

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

It also requires a lot more manual intervention on your part. As far as I can tell, Miis will never socialize if you don’t initiate the first meeting.

Travel tickets are now an island level up thing only, and you have to curate the entire thing

No concert hall. No rap battle either so far :(

Tomodachi Life Living the Dream is currently in the running for top five (gaming) letdowns of 2026

Focus group tested, corporate liability approved TD. They added a non-binary option and then did their damnest to make sure no one could ever your they/thems

one of the half life 1 rotating sign images of three scientists standing around, with the text "Working as a Team!". the rotating sign thing is being recreated. the UVs are slightly off so everyone's heads are smunched together in a way that looks very funny

help

I am once again begging this stupid website to give us an option to turn off reposts on accounts we follow

GOTCHYA! It's a new greatures
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