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📲: duuuude
[ photo received. it's a photo of Luna and Christopher. seems the two of them fell asleep on the couch, Chris snuggled right up against Luna's side. ]
📲: if this ain't a sign you should ask her out, i don't know what is.ᐟ.ᐟ
( oh reaaally.ᐣ )
𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐
i suppose i can update everyone now. . . I HAD A FUCKING BABY. yes. Tsui is a mama now!
meet little Christopher, my little lamb that was a complete surprise. i am so unbelievably happy.
( COOKIES. )
( sir, don't eat them all. )
( he's bout to pull some sick ass pro wrestling move over a damn egg. )
( is he showing off or is he genuinely being overly competitive.ᐣ tune in after the break to find out.ᐟ )
( I'm gonna tell Luna you were staring at her a— )
( Evan, stop being a brat challenge impossible. )
( shush your mouth hole. )
( he'll eat the food . . . after he's spent an hour admiring his beautiful sleeping girlfriend. )
( NAURRRR NOT HIS PERFECT HAIRRRR )
( laughing his ass off at Luna because he's a big meanie. )
𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐
sorry for not being around. ive been having really bad acid reflux flare ups and i have not been able to sleep right.
got my meds topped up so hopefully things should get better 🙃
( he is hiding from the consequences of his own actions. )
( the consequences being Chris and Luna, who are armed with face paint and silly wigs. )
( help. )
lizard. lizard. lizard. lizard. lizard.
( DOWNING A CARTON OF MILK LIKE IT'S HIS LIFELINE. )
( WHY IS IT SPICY. )
( he totally isn't throwing a big boy tantrum because Chris beat him on Mario Kart. )
( he is. )
( SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND. HE MAY JUST CALL EDDIE FOR BACKUP— )
" FULL MOON EFFECT IS REAL, ALIENS ARE REAL AND NOW LIZARD PEOPLE AND MY GIRLFRIEND AND FUTURE SISTER IN LAW ARE ONE OF THEM. "
( buck you can complain about your cold moobies later, your lady is eepy. )
" hey, sweetheart. "
( cue him slooowly turning in her grip and leaning down to press a kiss to her forehead before scooping her up. )
" you tired.ᐣ "
𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐
HOLDING THIS DAMN BEEFCAKE OF A MAN LIKE A BABY.
TIKTOK KEEPS SHOWING ME SPOILERS OF THE NEWEST EPISODE. GOT ME FEELING ALL MATERNAL AND SHIT.
[ 𝘼𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝘿𝘼𝙈! ]
𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨.
- Non Lewd
- Crossover Centric
- Serious/Crack/Banter
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝙈𝙀!
you heard nothing
( squealing like a girl. )
" EEEEIII COLD HANDS ON MY TIDDIES. "
( he has yet to realise that the Mechanic Fairy isn't actually real and that it's actually been Luna who has been fixing up his Jeep during the night whenever it has a problem. )
" YOOO. NEW TIRES. NICE. "
( probably doesn't help that he often forgets to turn the siren off because he uses it to bypass traffic . . . )
( don't tell Athena that part— or Bobby. )
( doing some dumb shit probably. trying to look cool or something. definitely gonna take a selfie doing said dumb shit. )