Hey would you happen to know about Kinder surprise range that was like creature from the black lagoon..
Possibly early 90s?

Never cut their own salaries, do they?

Kicks like a mule.

If gazing up at the stars makes you feel insignificant, consider that the light from visible stars has been travelling from between 4.25 years to tens of thousands of years just to hit your eye. You. You are part of all this.

All that time, all that distance, just for you.

It is, but it isn't about a smooth bar, it is about honouring the user.

Progress bars are the "You are number (5) in the queue" of the digital world.

Spinners and throbbers are the "Your call is very important to us. Did you know you can check out our website?"

*stepping out of my time machine* Hello again, past me...

Past me: What the fuck now?

Future Present Me: Tom Waits does an album with Massive Attack.

Past me:...

Future me:...

Past me:...

Future me: I know right? Have a lie down for a bit okay.

Moist.

16. That one transphobic scientist who once published a book that got famous but is generally despised and laughed at by the scientific community.

17. So.. hey, look, clicking result 1 is not something you seem to want to do, but... have you tried clicking result 1? For us?

18. Racism.

10. Shit you already watched.

11. More shit you already watched.

12. Result 1 again! Hello, you did not click me twice so... uh... please click me again.

13. Result 2 again. Because clearly you aren't listening.

14. wanna play youtube games? Youtube has games? Why? Fuck knows?

15. 1 again.

4: your music feed! You like music? We know, here is the last song you played. Not related to the search.

5: something completely unreleated to the search.

6: number 1 again!

7: number 2 again! Hello.

8: shorts related to a word we autocorrected from a search word.

9: white guy podcast.

YouTube feed algorithm

1: The most popular thing kinda like the words you typed in.

2: the most popular thing that definately has a word that sounds like a word you typed in

3: some white asshole clickfarming dispossessed males by using pregnant pauses and absolute statements to sound smart.

If you put in a spinner or a throbber YOU are a selfish coward and no doubt an incosiderate and uninspiring lover.

No, but seriously... the progress bar tells you how far through THEY are so you can plan YOUR time.

Spinners and throbbers say WAIT until WE are finished. Fuck you.

Modern? Classic? 3d printed? Metal?

Alpha male. N. A man so insecure of his mediocrity he dedicates a sizeable part of his existence demonstratively proving it to strangers.

Yeah! Socia the hell out of them

Was. Past tense.

Jealous.

Big Jobs.

Joe Pineapples taking aim by Simon Bisley is my second choice.

Hands down the best panel ever put to page.

My review so far- all the faces feel good but I notice it doesn't have an extending spike ala Robocop I can use to spear myself through the face.

God made you for social medierizing

This one time... at band camp...

Society began to fall apart when they replaced finite length progress bars with infinite spinners.

I finally bought one of these stress clicky things, so it is over for you bitches.

Amazing Darkness. Incredible space communist. Ballsing Butlerm